VIDEO: Captain New Japan Will Save Every One of Us!

Wrestler Hideo Saito Becomes a Familiar-Looking Superhero

Never-ending economic recession, natural and man-made disasters a plenty, plummeting birthrates, and a populace that is saying no to sex and wants to romance robots instead…Japan sure could use “a new kind of hero” to help the nation out of the 21st century doldrums, don’t ya think? Enter…CAPTAIN NEW JAPAN!!!

 

 

Captain New Japan is the alter-ego of Hideo Saito who wrestles for New Japan Pro-Wrestling leauge (home of Tiger Mask, Thunder Liger, etc). And that's all you really have to know before the following video clip forever changes your life...

 

 

This is Captain New Japan’s jaw-dropping ring entrance clip, played whenever he steps into the squared circle… “Marvel” at his copyright-defying cut-rate costume… Be dazzled by his incredible super powers, which includes gravity-defying flight to all four corners of the globe. And woe to any foe who dares to step into the ring with our hero...

 

Because Captain New Japan simply CANNOT LOSE.

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Patrick Macias is editor in chief of Crunchyroll News. He also runs the Japanese Fashion Inferno tumblr blog. Follow him on twitter at @Patrick_Macias.

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