Remember good ol' foul-mouthed Conker, Rare's platforming hero who battled The Great Mighty Poo and other puerile profligates? Well, Conker's Bad Fur Day on Nintendo 64 was once a much more innocent adventure, as evidenced by the first game, Conker's Pocket Tales on Game Boy Color, and recently unearthed footage of what Bad Fur Day could have been.
While screens and a bit of gameplay clips have been seen in the past, fan site Rare Minion found the motherlode and uploaded 30 minutes of both old and new, never-before-seen gameplay from the unreleased Twelve Tales: Conker 64. Let the sugary sweetness of a much tamer game tantalize you below.
Just think, if this dull, cutesy version had seen the light of day, we never would have gotten to face off against these soothing scatological stylings!