I will not lie to you. As a hardcore FPS maniac, I am literally chomping at the bit *and* frothing at the mouth to play Far Cry 3! BUT this hotly anticipated tropical sandbox shooter from Ubisoft doesn’t come out until tomorrow, Dec 4. So until the game is mine I will have to content myself with this awesome fan-made video that speculates what Far Cry 3would look like in real life (spoilers: a lot like a slasher movie meets Rambo 4).
Kudos to crackerjack filmmakers Devin Graham, Leanna Pareja, Jacob Schwarz, and Clint Jones for whetting my appetite for destruction even further!