If you’re feeling lazy, and don’t hold a grudge against carbs, you might want to consider getting cozy with one of the uniquely goofy bread-inspired cushions available at kraso, a Japanese shopping site for home décor.
This league of extraordinary Big Pan Cushions (“Big Bread Cushions”) includes:
The Goron to Choco Gorone (a pun on Cornet...“ Gorone” meaning being lazy and laying down in Japanese)
The Cream Pocket Pan...
The folding "zabuton" white bread cushion, which comes with blankets in fruit jam or cream patterns
And the show-stopping Oyasumi Omlett cushion!
All four cushions are available in a single set for 16000 yen (about US$160.00), which may, or may not be, a lot of dough for you (har har seewhatididthere?).
BONUS BREAD CUSHION DELIGHT: A demo video of Big Bread Cushions in action!