Post Reply I have to fart
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Posted 9/6/17 , edited 9/6/17
Im at the bookstore and I have to fart...but it's pretty quiet and I don't wanna get up to go to the bathroom to do it. I mean what if there is someone in there, or what if I go in there to find no one there but right as I decided to someone walks in! That would be so embarrassing Im contemplating letting it go but what if it's really loud??? What if it isn't but its super smelly?Why don't we live in a society where people can fart freely?!?!?!? How can we say we live in a free society if we can't do something as basic as farting? What hypocrites we are, how unevolved and immature! I mean I can fart in front of my bros but if I do it around strangers it's pretty much a mortal sin. GAHHHH WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? it's just a natural bodily function why can't I do it with no rerepercussions. We all fart, fuck...WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!?
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Posted 9/6/17 , edited 9/6/17
Just fart bro.

(seeing as this was posted 45 minutes ago, I'm assuming you already have)
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Posted 9/6/17 , edited 9/7/17
G-good....to..um...good to know.
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I didn't end up doing it...it went away on it's own...am I going to be okay?
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Posted 9/6/17 , edited 9/7/17

Potentsaliva wrote:

I didn't end up doing it...it went away on it's own...am I going to be okay?


People fart 10-20 times per day, often without even knowing it. It will come out eventually. Don't worry.
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33 / M / Ohio
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Posted 9/7/17 , edited 9/7/17
left cheek sneak my dude
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Posted 9/7/17 , edited 9/7/17
Fart and then look at someone else in disgust so people think it was them.
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37 / M / Everywhere
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Posted 9/7/17 , edited 9/7/17
Are you serious? Ha ha ha! If I am in public I let the fart out as quietly as possible. If nobody is around I would just let it rip. Ha ha ha! If somebody sees or hears that I farted oh well.
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Posted 9/7/17 , edited 9/7/17
Should have used the classic cover up, coughing while farting
No one would have known, Hahah.
Posted 9/7/17 , edited 9/8/17
I feel bad for laughing at this.
The bathroom would be less embarrassing than letting it rip in a quiet bookstore.
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Posted 9/7/17 , edited 9/8/17
rerepercussions
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Posted 9/7/17 , edited 9/8/17
also life goal.


Fart as hard as your anus will allow- Buddha
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37 / M / Everywhere
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Posted 9/7/17 , edited 9/8/17
Yeah, if I am in a loud and crowded place I would fart loud since nobody would hear it but they will smell it.
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