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Post Reply You see a catgirl at your door, what do you do?
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32 / M / Marshall, Michigan
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/10/17

You see a catgirl at your door. She's scratching at it. Now she's looking in your window. What do you do?

Do you...
Ignore her?
Get the broom?
Call animal control?
Offer her kibble?
Offer her tuna?
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49 / M / Back in my cage w...
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/10/17
Cover it in flea powder
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Offer her tuna, hide her from the evil government forces hunting her, teach her English, math, writing, we fall in love. she's funny, she's kind, she wouldn't hurt a fly. But she is absolutely determined to protect the numerous numerous neko children that we've had. We later try to escape to Canada, but before we can get the Neko Sanctuary the soldiers catch us. In a blaze of glory she sacrifices herself using her neko powers so I and the kids can get into across the border. We never forget her, me and the kids. When they've all grown up and left the homestead, and I'm in my 60's, I gather Morgan Freeman and a wannabe outlaw who has poor sight to get revenge on the man who killed my wife. Along the way Morgan Freeman is also killed by him, and in a epic gunfight I kill the leader of the government forces and my wife's killer. The wannabe realizes how he's not made for this, and leaves. I collapse later, and realize I've been shot. Back in Canada, our neko children crowd around me, crying, as I slowly die. I simply smile, and say its alright as I close my eyes, and for the first time in too long I see my catgirl wife, looking as she did all those years ago, scratching at my window, and I pass on to the afterlife. In peace.
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22 / M / Prison
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 10/14/17
Make love to her.
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Guess I'll pound the Tuna
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Call the god damn police
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Animal control
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30 / M / B.C, Canada
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17

RyukoKuroki wrote:

Offer her tuna, hide her from the evil government forces hunting her, teach her English, math, writing, we fall in love. she's funny, she's kind, she wouldn't hurt a fly. But she is absolutely determined to protect the numerous numerous neko children that we've had. We later try to escape to Canada, but before we can get the Neko Sanctuary the soldiers catch us. In a blaze of glory she sacrifices herself using her neko powers so I and the kids can get into across the border. We never forget her, me and the kids. When they've all grown up and left the homestead, and I'm in my 60's, I gather Morgan Freeman and a wannabe outlaw who has poor sight to get revenge on the man who killed my wife. Along the way Morgan Freeman is also killed by him, and in a epic gunfight I kill the leader of the government forces and my wife's killer. The wannabe realizes how he's not made for this, and leaves. I collapse later, and realize I've been shot. Back in Canada, our neko children crowd around me, crying, as I slowly die. I simply smile, and say its alright as I close my eyes, and for the first time in too long I see my catgirl wife, looking as she did all those years ago, scratching at my window, and I pass on to the afterlife. In peace.


...meh a better love story then Twilight.
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57 / M / Texas
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17
Get the catnip out...you know the rest ...
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M / Right Behind You
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17
Stop eating the Funny Mushrooms because Cat Girls are just an illusion, but just in case she wasn't i would let my dog out to chase her off
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17
Call 911. She likely needs medical attention and federal protection because there was likely a illegal organization involved.
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19 / M / Valhalla
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17
Pull down my pants.
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26 / M / MO
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17
I would wonder who drugged me, what with, and how long my hallucinations would last.
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45 / M / Corpus Christi, T...
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17
Sigh. Again? SPAY and NEUTER, people!
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21 / F / earth
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17
Offer her tuna and pat her
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