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Q: what is the most popular sentence at school
A: I don't know

Science Teacher: Can you tell me one substance that conducts electricity, Jane ?
Jane: Why,er.....
Science Teacher: Wire is correct

Q: What's the result of smoking too much ?
A: Coffin

Q: Why did a woman close her eyes and stand in front of a mirror ?
A: She wants to see what she looks like when she is sleeping

Q: What is the best way to catch a squirrel ?
A: You stand on a tree and act like a nut
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(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

(A) Because they have big fingers


Q What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
A Coo-kies!

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Posted 3/9/08
http://youtube.com/watch?v=khFhF64P3VQ

this video is sooo funny you check out all his other videos nigahiga ~
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Posted 3/9/08

xoaznanonymousxo wrote:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=khFhF64P3VQ

this video is sooo funny you check out all his other videos nigahiga ~


lol, I watched that ^.-". did u watch how to be an emo ? how to be a ninja ? and how to be a nerd ?

E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day.
M is for miserable people!
O is for on the dark side, cus we have some fresh cookies. (COOKIES)
WOO!
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Posted 3/10/08

ZzPenguinzZ wrote:


xoaznanonymousxo wrote:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=khFhF64P3VQ

this video is sooo funny you check out all his other videos nigahiga ~


lol, I watched that ^.-". did u watch how to be an emo ? how to be a ninja ? and how to be a nerd ?

E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day.
M is for miserable people!
O is for on the dark side, cus we have some fresh cookies. (COOKIES)
WOO!


ooooh lol lol and ehhh rank on stink people xD xD soooo funny ;P
Posted 4/29/08
just found this joke from a magazine

Q:what do u call a bee that cant make up its mind
A:a may-bee!

Q:what kind of music do rabbits listen to?
A:hip-
hop

Mom: jimmy,stop making faces at the bulldog!
Jimmy: but mom he started it!

Teacher: watch and learn!
Student: do i have to learn?

Q:what did summer say to spring?
A:help! i'm going to fall!

Q:what happens to dinosaurs that dont take a bath 4 years?
A:they become ex-stink
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Hahah xD

Uh, all the jokes I know I know'em in Spanish, sorry...
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exPikachu wrote:

just found this joke from a magazine

Q:what do u call a bee that cant make up its mind
A:a may-bee!

Q:what kind of music do rabbits listen to?
A:hip-
hop

Mom: jimmy,stop making faces at the bulldog!
Jimmy: but mom he started it!

Teacher: watch and learn!
Student: do i have to learn?

Q:what did summer say to spring?
A:help! i'm going to fall!

Q:what happens to dinosaurs that dont take a bath 4 years?
A:they become ex-stink


hahahahha
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they're not jokes but i thought they were funny

humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
the structure of the wall was incorrect
so he won a grand with claims direct
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it's raining
it's pouring
oh shit
it's global warming
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jack and jill went into town
to get some chips and sweeties
he cant keep his heart rate down
and shes got diebetes
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mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread
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mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon
10'000 volts went up it arse
and turned its wool to nylon
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georgie porgie pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when all the boys came out to play
he kissed them too coz he was gay
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mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white and whispy
it caught foot and mouth disease
and now its black and crispy
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spider, spider on the wall
aint you got no sense at all?
dont you know the walls been plastered
now your stuck you silly bastard
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" mirror mirror on the wall
whos the fairest of them all?"
the mirror laughed and then it spat
"it sure aint you, you ugly prat
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mary, mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
"listen you prat, i live in a flat so how the hell should i know?"
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un these lol

Stupid Questions

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Tesical?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
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last one...

Blonde Cooking

MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
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Sardar proposed to a Girl……
Girl said, "I’m 1yr older than you………."
Sardar said, "Oye No Problem.........
... Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR!!!"
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