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Post Reply Suppose you meet a beautiful man or woman, fall in love, and then discover they're made of frosting?
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Posted 9/14/17

cdarklock wrote:


jtjumper wrote:

What do you do?


Drugs. If this happens to me, I am clearly doing drugs.



lol yeah you and someone else beat me to it. What drugs you on OP?
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You want ants? Because that's how you get ants.
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Beautiful man that looks like a hot girl or ugly woman ? My mind can't process this right now. I thought we're special
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Me: "I love you so much, but I can't be with you any more."
Her: "No! Please don't leave me!"
Me: "I have to! I want nothing more than to be in your arms, but this love is killing me."
Her: "Why?! Why?! Why can't we be together?!"
Me: "I'm (sob)....I'M DIABETIC!"
Her: "NOOOOO!!"
Insulin: "Have you thought about...an open relationship?" *winks*
Me, Her: "Our Hero!"
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