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Oniology
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Q: What is Oniology?

A: Oniology - the study of how to be lazier than the laziest people in the world

Q: Who started this Oniology?

A: that's me, Oni - the great one

Q: What else does Oniology offer?

A: Lots of stuff about how to sleep 24 hours a day without trying, or how to do multi-eating, or how to be as lazy as homer simpson, so you have to sign up now or else you will miss your chance of learning the great secrets from me.

Q: Where do I sign up for oniology lessons?


A: you can donate $1 on the homepage and I will email you the secret links about Oniology.

Q: Who the hell are you?

A: I am Oni, if you haven't noticed from the top, then you've mastered level one training of oniology. but yea, I don't wanna brag or anything but I'm the best at everything =) worship me and make me your leader, so says the Oni.

Q: Oni oh wise one! I'm having trouble sleeping, what should I do?

A: Basically there are several solutions to that

- solution 1: watch japanese anime with lots of flashing (facts about it: over 2,000 suffered seizure from the flashing anime graphics from only one show) So, if that doesn't knock you out, then try the other solutions below.
- solution 2: have you seen booker-t's spinnaroney? well it's quite simple actually, all you have to do is do a cheap imitation where you stand up in the middle of a room and start spinning as fast as you can.
- solution 3: listen to bad classical music (now I know many people can't stand classical music, but what happens when they hear the worst classical music)
- solution 4: talk to someone you don't like to talk to
- solution 5: watch matlock

Q: Who do you work for?

A: who do you work for man?

Q: Can I add you on my aim list and ask you personal questions?

A: sure thing, my aim screen name is wirelessoni, oh and you all should try this el dorito chips, people steps on it just to hear the crunchy sound. =)

Q: How did you start up this oniology?

A: what do I look like? answers to all your questions? begone!

Q: Why how rude!

A: that wasn't a question O_o but things will make since to you all of a sudden when you are alone and sad in that darkness and hiding in a corner because you know the Onister comes for you!

Q: Whoa oh mighty master of worlds, what other great names do they call you?

A: I have a bunch of awesome names such as: Onid00d, Oniman, Oni One, Oni-sama, etc.

Q: ok back to oniology, what type of brain food should I eat to keep myself lazy?


A: basically the top brain food are ketchups with everything on it, hot sauce with chicken, hot sauce with ketchup and some mustard. Dinner is served.

Q: what are your favorite words or sentences?


A: I usually say "oh, I see", "what the", "damn that sucks", "d'oh", "yea", "whoooo" ok some of those aren't words but like what people say, whateva =)

more about oniology coming soon
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i wanna learn more about oniology..hmm??i think ive been applying this to my life since i was....a kid??lol
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Your the laziest person in the world yet you put in enough effort to start this thread. Paradox much?
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27 / F / buLacan,pHilippiN...
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Posted 7/14/07

orangemaen wrote:

Your the laziest person in the world yet you put in enough effort to start this thread. Paradox much?



indeed..
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…She said she’s trying to bee the laziest. So there is no paradox in this. Just a stupid thread.
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I lmfaoed.
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27 / M / Canada
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Posted 7/14/07
oni? as in a brutish japanesse deamon? that dosn't sound particularly lazy to me
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25 / M / Cloud 9
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Posted 7/14/07
LOVE
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30 / F / ~down under
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Posted 7/15/07
..haha..enjoi..xD♥♡
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29 / M / Aboard the Hyperion
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Posted 7/15/07
Well I think this could count as a creative works thread for the thread index ^_^ awesome job =)
Posted 7/15/07
How about a link?
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Posted 7/15/07

CrashAriMP5N2O wrote:

Well I think this could count as a creative works thread for the thread index ^_^ awesome job =)


♥♡thank yah so much ari!!!xD♥♡
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Posted 7/15/07

iron_club_oni wrote:

oni? as in a brutish japanesse deamon? that dosn't sound particularly lazy to me


♥♡..on the contrary..maybe??♥♡
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Posted 7/15/07
LOL
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29 / M / Mizu.
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Posted 7/15/07

kawaii_asami wrote:

Q: Why how rude!

A: that wasn't a question O_o but things will make since to you all of a sudden when you are alone and sad in that darkness and hiding in a corner because you know the Onister comes for you!

more about oniology coming soon


Sorry for the insolent request but wouldn't it better if it was 'sense'? Read it over Oniology-Sama~!
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