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Posted 9/27/17 , edited 9/27/17
So apparently girls like a guy with an ass, and I like girls, so I want an ass. So everyone how do I acquire T H I C C N E S S like this?

I'm fairly thin and I don't have much of an ass to begin with. I wear a woman's size 7 or 8 and even with skinny jeans my butt doesn't pop out like I want it to. Like I'm scared that no one will love me if I'm not T H I C C. Pls help me people of CR my future love life is in your hands.

Where I'm at right now ( Pics of my butt One of them is me in my underwear UwU )

Bonus Questions : Girls why do you like butts on guys if you do??? And how do I get pants to contour to my ass? Also how do I take better butt pics???
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Be born with it. Gods of T H I C C only bless those worthy at birth. Sorry, the rest of your life is already ruined.
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I heard getting it massaged helps.
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1. Squats.
2. Tailor the rise of your pants.
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Do some Mob Psycho squads and eat some Mobdonalds
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Stuff the back of your pants with tissue paper. A couple of honey baked hams works too, but you need to switch them out every few days or it begins to stink.
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Bih on Piru you T H I C C as fuck on God. Real facts my guy you just need to squat low.

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Posted 9/27/17 , edited 10/1/17
Worrying about the way your ass looks in pants is not going to get you laid. At least not by a female.
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Posted 9/27/17 , edited 9/30/17

Its_My_Style wrote:

Be born with it. Gods of T H I C C only bless those worthy at birth. Sorry, the rest of your life is already ruined.





HateKillingCamels wrote:

I heard getting it massaged helps.


Hmmm...sounds plausible. But who do I get to massage my butt???




marklebid wrote:

2. Tailor the rise of your pants.


Whoa I never thought about that thanks!




Balzack wrote:

Worrying about the way your ass looks in pants is not going to get you laid. At least not by a female.


Well the thing is that I'm not only worried about how my ass looks in pants butt also how it looks bare as well.
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Posted 9/27/17 , edited 9/30/17
blessings and squats
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Padded panties.
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Potentsaliva wrote:


Hmmm...sounds plausible. But who do I get to massage my butt???



Find a hot girl to do it.
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The name of the game is S Q U A T
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HateKillingCamels wrote:


Potentsaliva wrote:


Hmmm...sounds plausible. But who do I get to massage my butt???



Find a hot girl to do it.


I can't tho cause I need an ass to get a gurl...
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gornotck wrote:

Padded panties.


Do they actually make those?
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