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Posted 9/29/17 , edited 9/29/17

Nyxali wrote:

The secret is to treat a girlfriend like a pet. What do you do to badly behaved pets? Calm them down with cuddles and food so they calm down and then make them understand they were being bad. It's sad but that's just how you have to treat girls.


Unless you own a cat and spray it with a water spray bottles. (i don't do that but some people do)
I'm gonna guess girls don't like being sprayed with spray bottles
Posted 9/29/17 , edited 9/29/17
Drop her ass.

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Or the British Empire, your choice really
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Why are there so many threads about females here like we are some complex species that needs analyzing and discussion? Ovaries are not that complex. We are also human.

I'd say you deal with them the same way I dealt with a BOYFRIEND (now an EX) who had a VERY bad temper that was actually SCARY: If it's too bad, dump them. Life is too short to put up with drama.
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Nyxali wrote:

The secret is to treat a girlfriend like a pet. What do you do to badly behaved pets? Calm them down with cuddles and food so they calm down and then make them understand they were being bad. It's sad but that's just how you have to treat girls.


Sounds like positively reinforcing the bad behavior.

If we are going the pet route with this then if she is behaving badly she probably has excess energy and needs to be taken for a walk.
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Why are there so many threads about females here like we are some complex species that needs analyzing and discussion? Ovaries are not that complex. We are also human.


Because the majority of male posters on this site have never even touched a member of the opposite sex.
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DrunkKanti wrote:


DazzleKitty wrote:

Why are there so many threads about females here like we are some complex species that needs analyzing and discussion? Ovaries are not that complex. We are also human.


Because the majority of male posters on this site have never even touched a member of the opposite sex.


I didn't wanna be mean and say that but that is what I assumed. :P

Instead of sitting around here talking about girls go get some. If I can get boyfriends, you can get girlfriends. Try dating sites. You all need some experience!

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DazzleKitty wrote:

Why are there so many threads about females here like we are some complex species that needs analyzing and discussion? Ovaries are not that complex. We are also human.

I'd say you deal with them the same way I dealt with a BOYFRIEND (now an EX) who had a VERY bad temper that was actually SCARY: If it's too bad, dump them. Life is too short to put up with drama.


Why? Curious socially awkward dudes who would rather ask questions to the internet than try to ask direct questions to women in real life about the things they are curious about. My best guess. So curiosity, safety, it is that kind of stuff I'd imagine.
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Posted 9/29/17 , edited 9/29/17

DazzleKitty wrote:
Why are there so many threads about females here like we are some complex species that needs analyzing and discussion? Ovaries are not that complex. We are also human.


We have tried to explain this to fred already. Multiple times.

But unfortunately, he's perpetual Nice Guy(tm) that stalks you on Facebook. >.>





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runec wrote:


DazzleKitty wrote:
Why are there so many threads about females here like we are some complex species that needs analyzing and discussion? Ovaries are not that complex. We are also human.


We have tried to explain this to fred already. Multiple times.

But unfortunately, he's perpetual Nice Guy(tm) that stalks you on Facebook. >.>







I thought Fred was a Troll God. I swear I saw a thread months ago about how he wanted to be a magical girl with a pure maiden's heart. Should I be taking his threads seriously?
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Not sure. I do have sisters with anger problems, and I wish I could kill them in cold blood. Do not associate with someone if you do not have to. There is a difference that has to be made. Does she have a hair trigger temper, or having a bad day? Does she have many bad days?

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I agree with the slapping part, but seriously, why would a gentleman want such a moody or crabby beyoch? I never slapped a girlfriend, but I did slap my querulous little sister fairly recently.
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I drink a lot and I hit her.
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I agree with the slapping part, but seriously, why would a gentleman want such a moody or crabby beyoch? I never slapped a girlfriend, but I did slap my querulous little sister fairly recently.


She shouldn't have been so querulous!!!

Thanks for teaching me new words >.>
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I thought Fred was a Troll God. I swear I saw a thread months ago about how he wanted to be a magical girl with a pure maiden's heart. Should I be taking his threads seriously?


I don't know man. I'm not sure you can fake the level of cringe worthy desperation some of these threads contain. Even if these threads are fake they're coming from a place of first hand knowledge.

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