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Post Reply What do you think makes a grandma, 'Grandma Material'?
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Cookies and stories that lose purpose half way through? Or inappropriate sentences that blurt out once every hour or so?
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if she spoiled me rotten.

Nah, Seriously why do we have standards for Bf, gf, wife, husband, now granda, Tomorrow I'll expect a grandpa thread?

It is as simple as she's a parent of my mom and dad, that makes her my grandma. If she is not a "granda ma material' can I disown her?

I think we should lower our expectations to people. Well, that's just me.
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A background in special forces and a current history of PMC infiltrations.
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If she's still got a working phonograph, I'm sold.
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Has bad hearing and when she misunderstands you she shouts back a sentence that no one would ever say as though she thinks she heard you say that. YOu say "Hey Gram! It's a bit cold out today." "Sorry sweety. the grit bold stouts away?"

She also have two have like ten jokes she never lets dies, and they have to be real groaners.
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Oba-chan-ness
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someone who's had children and then they have children themselves. this makes them a grandma, however loving and caring, taking the time to listen and babysit us (keeping us safe), etc these features make her a nanna, more than a grandma in my book
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Oh, like the Matriarchs in that preachy Horizon Zero Calorie game.
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One who sews a sweater with love in every stitch.
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She's got to have a boat anchor tattoo on one arm and a heart tattoo with "Mom" on the other.
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33 / F / Maryland
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Someone who can't use any technology that dates past 1990?
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AsukaAyanami wrote:

Has bad hearing and when she misunderstands you she shouts back a sentence that no one would ever say as though she thinks she heard you say that. YOu say "Hey Gram! It's a bit cold out today." "Sorry sweety. the grit bold stouts away?"

She also have two have like ten jokes she never lets dies, and they have to be real groaners.


^This!
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Applesauce, pills, and Ensure.
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Cookies
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mxdan wrote:

Cookies

Damn it, OP. You beat me to it.
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