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Posted 10/2/17 , edited 10/2/17
I'll start us off. :D
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Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch!? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?!
Black Knight: I've had worse.
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Posted 10/2/17 , edited 10/2/17
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Posted 10/9/17 , edited 10/10/17
YES

THANK. YOU.

(I'll paste a few of my favs )

King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
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Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
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King: One day lad, all of this will be yours..
Prince: What, the curtains?
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FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,
she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
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NARRATOR: In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's
minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.
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Posted 10/21/17 , edited 10/21/17
What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
African or European?
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Posted 11/6/17 , edited 11/7/17
Funniest movie ever.
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Posted 12/18/17 , edited 12/19/17
WE WILL CONTINUE TO SAY 'NI' TO YOU IF YOU DO NOT APPEASE US!
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Posted 12/20/17 , edited 12/21/17
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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Posted 12/21/17 , edited 12/21/17
^

"WHAT'S HE DO!?

NIBBLE YER BUM?"
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Posted 12/26/17 , edited 12/26/17

itachiuchihaofthehiddenleaf wrote:

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!


I FART in your general direction!
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