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Post Reply If You Had To Replace Your Testicles With Any Pair Of Fruit Or Vegetable, What Would You Choose?
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Posted 10/20/17 , edited 10/20/17

horrific accident of some sort, and are in the emergency room, to which you are informed that your testicles were completely destroyed


That's some horrific emergency room if the staff on hand believe my lack of testicles is because they were destroyed!!
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Posted 10/20/17 , edited 10/20/17
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Which is why I avoid it.
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Posted 10/20/17 , edited 10/21/17
Still in character I see. Maybe you need to knock it off?

Just maybe...

Then again this can be entertaining ... proceed.
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Posted 10/21/17 , edited 10/21/17
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Posted 10/24/17 , edited 10/24/17

lorreen wrote:


horrific accident of some sort, and are in the emergency room, to which you are informed that your testicles were completely destroyed


That's some horrific emergency room if the staff on hand believe my lack of testicles is because they were destroyed!!


Just pretend. I was originally going to make the females affected by this hypothetical scenario have their breasts replaced with groceries, but that did not make sense.
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Posted 10/24/17 , edited 10/24/17
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I like kiwi fruits. They even have some hair on them as an added bonus to make them more realistic.
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Posted 10/24/17 , edited 10/24/17

ezubezu wrote:

I like kiwi fruits. They even have some hair on them as an added bonus to make them more realistic.


I'm going with kiwi too. They're about the right size and the fuzzy texture should feel nice when your best girle caresses your kiwi balls.
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Posted 10/24/17 , edited 10/24/17

ezubezu wrote:

I like kiwi fruits. They even have some hair on them as an added bonus to make them more realistic.


Yeah, this is the best idea, Im going with this and its better than my choice of dragon fruit
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Posted 10/24/17 , edited 10/24/17
I know a certain someone who may be considering your post, PV



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Posted 10/26/17 , edited 10/26/17

tapsy wrote:

Provided I had testicles in the first place, I'd obviously choose to grow a pair of Durian.


Yep, Durian cause chicks dig the smell of a rotting corpse between your legs
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Posted 10/26/17 , edited 10/26/17

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

What pair of fruits, vegetables, or mix of the two, would you want to replace your lost testicles?




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Posted 10/26/17 , edited 10/27/17
God I love your random ass threads PV!
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Posted 10/26/17 , edited 10/27/17
Two acorn squash. It's fruit with the name of a nut and they're pretty hard to bust
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If I chose devil fruits will I inherit their powers & could I give people power
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Posted 10/26/17 , edited 10/27/17
two watermelons
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