Godzilla attacks!
Posted 10/23/17 , edited 10/23/17


Think quickly! Or he's going to kill us all! How do YOU suppose we stop him!?
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Posted 10/23/17 , edited 10/23/17
Have the best baker in the land bake a really fabuolous and GIANT cookie and use a military vehicle to haul said cookie out to sea at high speed.
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Posted 10/23/17 , edited 10/23/17
Most monsters have a weakness for women. Devise some sort of strategic seduction tactic to get Godzilla to leave peacefully.
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Posted 10/23/17 , edited 10/23/17
We'll send out our AMERICAN Godzilla to stop him!....Oh, wait:


(Okay, who sent in that stupid 90's one?--I mean it!)
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Posted 10/23/17 , edited 10/23/17
well you can always send in the Jaegers

But
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We'll send Hollywood agencies over to convince it to get brand name recognition for star power and remunerations aka public consumption. With all that BS, fan adulation, and affiliate requisite paperwork via IRS, state of California tax rules / exemptions this lizard will likely either seek refuge elsewhere or, better still, rid us of a few regulatory bodies that have been representative as bigger institutionalized citizenry monsters. Win, win either way....
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Well, Disney is a powerhouse now, they could bring in some of their best known characters against him:


Or...not.
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Posted 10/23/17 , edited 10/23/17
We borrow Shin Gojira from Japan and show that adorable American godzilla what a true King of Monsters is. Oh! Zing. Even though I'm American.
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Posted 10/23/17 , edited 10/23/17
Shinji get in the robot!!
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Posted 10/23/17 , edited 10/23/17
Option 1: Go underground. Wait for it to pass.

Option 2: Go get King Kong.

Option 3: Doesn't Japan have a Gundam???
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Posted 10/24/17 , edited 10/24/17
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