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Posted 10/25/17 , edited 10/25/17

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41750080

I can just imagine the fan art that could come from this.
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I was trying to think of some joke about being Hokage, but that's just kind of awesome.
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WestTexasTapper wrote:


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41750080

I can just imagine the fan art that could come from this.


Was he stealing a big bag of bras and panties, by any...crap, someone beat me to it!
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maybe it was a wannabee naruto trying to steal a scroll.
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He's a ninja and he got caught by the police? His clan must not look at him very highly. I bet it was one of those street officers who patrols around unarmed on a bicycle, too.
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you are probably right.
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well...damn
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coolio.
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octorockandroll wrote:

He's a ninja and he got caught by the police? His clan must not look at him very highly. I bet it was one of those street officers who patrols around unarmed on a bicycle, too.



Police said the thief displayed great physical ability, running effortlessly on top of walls instead of taking the streets.

After his arrest, the man was quoted as saying: "If I were younger, I wouldn't have been caught. I'll quit now as I'm 74 and old enough."


Seems legit...
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omg
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Posted 10/25/17 , edited 10/25/17
Mistakes were obviously made, though the guy IS 74.... a mistake was bound to happen.


"Police said the thief displayed great physical ability, running effortlessly on top of walls instead of taking the streets."


I mean damn... this guy was the real deal...
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Stealing is wrong even if you have mad ninja skills, but dang I wish I could be that fit when I get that old. (Seeing as how I can't do anything like that now in my prime, I have no hope of that actually happening, though. Too lazy.)
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Real life IS anime now.
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Posted 10/29/17 , edited 10/29/17
there are a lot of ninjas being arrested


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