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Posted 12/4/17 , edited 12/4/17
Do you ass kissing to please the boss? Is ass kissing required not to get fired? These days it's not about talent. Money is never enough, rank is never high. And my pride so high.Teach me how to ass kiss without being found, ty
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Posted 12/4/17 , edited 12/4/17
Another amazing thread by fred
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Posted 12/4/17 , edited 12/4/17

Werning wrote:

Another amazing thread by fred


One of my boss already left, and another one is about to leave because I didn't kiss them hard enough, I think

P.S And I can't emphasize enough, always kiss the girl's ass
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Posted 12/4/17 , edited 12/4/17
Rather not.
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At my job you have people buying coffee and lunch for the bosses all the time. These are usually the people who get promoted faster than the rest. Is it right ethically? No, but it does happen in the workplace whether we like it or not. Hard work and effort are no longer the deciding factors in where your future lies in the workplace. Places will decide if they like you or not regardless of how you work. I'm not saying this happens everywhere but it does happen. Personally I don't do it. I'm not there to do a job and that's all I will do.
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Posted 12/4/17 , edited 12/4/17
Be a valuable asset. If they know they need you for "xyz" or you're the best at "xyz" the less you need to suck up.

This is Fred though, if you are talking about literal ass kissing, then no. Don't literally kiss the ass of your boss Fred.
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Posted 12/4/17 , edited 12/4/17
Ass kissers

Get your grip on those ski poles

I never understood why people do it, but you won't see me do it.
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Posted 12/4/17 , edited 12/4/17
nope, never have, never will. thus, if you don't brown nose you're going to miss out on a lot of pay raises and promotions, but, look on the bright side, you're not selling your soul to obtain something you didn't work for. that's how I've always seen it anyways.
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Posted 12/5/17 , edited 12/5/17
No need to do that, i have not tried it.
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Posted 12/5/17 , edited 12/6/17
I find that any boss whose I need to kiss to get something/somewhere is not a boss I want to work for.
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Posted 12/5/17 , edited 12/6/17
Bosses should not be ass kissed, they need to be trained, like dogs.
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Posted 12/5/17 , edited 12/6/17
Here are some examples of good and bad things to say to your boss

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Posted 12/8/17 , edited 12/9/17
Please keep in mind there's a difference between ass-kissing and being sociable. Keeping good relationships with your coworkers isn't the same as telling them they're always right, everyone but them is incompetent, and lying that they've lost weight.
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Posted 12/8/17 , edited 12/9/17

fredreload wrote:



P.S And I can't emphasize enough, always eat the girl's ass


Fixed that for you
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Posted 12/18/17 , edited 12/18/17
I recommend learning from the best ass kisser; Starscream. In a moment with your boss, always ask; What Would Starscream Do? The answer can be illuminating.
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