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Post Reply If your hands could turn into muffins, would it be cannibalism to eat them?
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Posted 12/19/17 , edited 12/19/17
If your hands could turn into muffins, would it be cannibalism to eat them?

My answer:
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Posted 12/19/17 , edited 12/19/17
JT please post a poll because I'd like to submit my answer
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Posted 12/19/17 , edited 12/19/17

koakoakoakoakoakoakoakoakoa wrote:

JT please post a poll because I'd like to submit my answer



Well tis the season i suppose.
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Posted 12/19/17 , edited 12/19/17
I don't like muffins so I guess it would be cannibalism if someone else ate them. now it would be cannibalism if our paws turned into something we're addicted to. however, if we had that power we must question the cruelty of it all.
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Posted 12/19/17 , edited 12/20/17
Probably.
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No, you can't punch stupid thread-bombers in the face with muffins...They'd have to be hard pumpernickel rye loaves.

(You do realize you ARE one of the three people who helped singlehandedly send the GD forum into shameful exile, aren't you, Solzshenitsyn?
Oh yes, we'd dearly love to hear more of your self-consciously "random" brain-fart threads, they do so much for the boards...Just look how much they've done already! That's why they're fun! )
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Posted 12/19/17 , edited 12/20/17
I would just eat the muffin tops and leave the stumps tbh
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Posted 12/19/17 , edited 12/20/17
The ol' muffin hand cannibalism conundrum eh?
What flavour are the muffins?
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Posted 12/19/17 , edited 12/20/17

Ejanss wrote:

No, you can't punch stupid thread-bombers in the face with muffins...They'd have to be hard pumpernickel rye loaves.

(You do realize you ARE one of the three people who helped singlehandedly send the GD forum into shameful exile, aren't you, Solzshenitsyn?
Oh yes, we'd dearly love to hear more of your self-consciously "random" brain-fart threads, they do so much for the boards...Just look how much they've done already! That's why they're fun! )


I'm sensing a severe amount of salt
And who the hell is Solzshenitsyn? I don't see him in this thread


bronzefoot wrote:

The ol' muffin hand cannibalism conundrum eh?
What flavour are the muffins?


While an important question, does that really change the cannibalistic nature of the act?

I say if they are still biologically your hands, totally cannibalism.
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Posted 12/19/17 , edited 12/19/17
Would that even be kosher? It's a muffin but its your hand. Would it even be considered flesh?
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Posted 12/20/17 , edited 12/20/17
No, As they belong to oneself. I think it would be self mutilation. it would be cannibalism to eat someone elses muffins.
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Posted 12/20/17 , edited 12/20/17
I once gave a talk on cannibalism, which is even crazier than you imagine. Yes, it would be and it would be called "auto-cannibalism" if I remember correctly.
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Posted 12/20/17 , edited 12/21/17
No, because most muffins are gross.
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Posted 12/20/17 , edited 12/21/17
Maybe, but wasting food is bad.
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Posted 12/23/17 , edited 12/23/17

Ejanss wrote:

No, you can't punch stupid thread-bombers in the face with muffins...They'd have to be hard pumpernickel rye loaves.

(You do realize you ARE one of the three people who helped singlehandedly send the GD forum into shameful exile, aren't you, Solzshenitsyn?
Oh yes, we'd dearly love to hear more of your self-consciously "random" brain-fart threads, they do so much for the boards...Just look how much they've done already! That's why they're fun! )


Ah, yes the officially sanctioned jtjumper exclusion act. Mentioned right in the OP of this thread: http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-982075/nov-2017-changes-related-to-the-general-discussion-now-miscellaneous-forum-latest-site-rules-forum-guidelines (look for the hidden text that isn't there)

Shameful, really, that despite contributing to the downfall of GD, I've never banned, not even once. What must the mods be thinking?
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