First 3, Idk man
Episode IV Save the princess kill the giant
Episode V Ironic Tragedy
Episode VI Redemption and Victory
Episode VII ...Sometime find Luke Skywalker?
Episode VIII Still a better love story then Twilight, maybe??
Believe in the you that believes me that believes in you- Pseudo Kamina
Episode I: Paradise Lost
Episode II: The Taming of the Shrew
Episode III: Revengence
Episode IV: Farmer's Daughter Lets it All Out
Episode V: Rocky
Episode VI: There Ain't No Nothing No How If You Ain'tn't Caught Friends, y'Know?
Pure, salty evil. - 次模試と持ち味め
EPISODE I: The Ten Commandments
EPISODE II: Julius Caesar
EPISODE III: Romeo & Juliet
EPISODE IV: Hidden Fortress
EPISODE V: Soap Opera
EPISODE VI: The Last Temptation of Christ
I don't remember my birth, so I'm pretty sure I wasn't born.
I: Amphibians battle evil robots, and some cute kids fall in love.
II: Space Murder and Clones, with extra emo Jedi rage.
III: Space paternity drama, with spooky music and cyborgs.
IV: Space coming of age story with fake moons and laser beams!
V: Canada meets the Jetson's with robot dinosaurs and more cyborgs!
VI: Gangsters, giant worms, snugly bears, and massive explosions; bonus ghosts included!
VII: Sci-fi opera staring space Lara croft, with extra emo Jedi rage!
Rogue One: Oceans 11 in space, with hilarious android hi-jinks!
New I: ?
New II: ?
New III: ?
What use was time to those who'd soon achieve Digital Immortality?
Voyage of the Mary Sues: A Disney tale of femininity and why men are wrong.
She is my sister. I would burn the world down to it's very foundations if she...
A New Hope: good.
The Empire Strikes Back: good
Return of the Jedi: good
The Phantom Menace: disappointing and bad.
Attack of the Clones: bad
Revenge of the Sith: meh
The Force Awakens: bad
Rogue One: good
Last Jedi: meh
Whats that? Its a bird? Its a plane? No! Its....a Masochist! Yaaayyy!!!
I: The midichlorians are over 2000.
II: Count Dooku a bitch
III: "Anakin I have the highground"
Rouge One: Just some filler.
IV: Incest is wincest
V: Snowball fight leads to drug trip in the sky.
Vi: The Rebellion wins?
VII: Syke Mudda fucka
VIII: Leia should've died a good 8 times but shes a cat and has 9 lives.