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You did this. Your manager is coming in 3 seconds. What do you do?
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Blame it on that one coworker that everyone hates.
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27 / M / A Husk.
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Anything I could of done to cause an entire structure collapse like that is probably not just my fault.
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Pretend there was an earthquake and act confused when my manager didn't feel it.

On a side note, the thread title would have been a promising title for a light novel.
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blame it on the dog? it'll understand, they are there threw thick and thin...

however if one explains to their boss what could have happened and they declare it an accident and you promise to do your best to help clean it up, then it's amazing how forgiving bosses can be. sometimes truth and honesty can win a person's respect.
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There's no proof I did that. It just collapsed. Must have been whoever installed the racking.
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This is exactly why I didn't go into logistics.
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Don't worry sir, your puppy is safe.

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-gulps, sweat run down his forehead-

I would say.. It fall on it own, not much I can do there.. it could happen to anyone.. even you! >.<
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"I'm reorganizing to maximize efficiency: Now we don't need lifts to reach the top shelf."
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bury myself under the wreckage and wait for my "injured on the job" check
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You should check your racks, I almost got killed. You know what? I don't like the way you are talking to me right now, get HR over here. does that even work I wonder

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27 / F / New Jersey, USA
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Just tell the manager the truth and find another job.
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Tell him wow that was some earthquake
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Somebody ran in front of me while I was driving the forklift.
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Obviously a structural failure. Blame them for not maintaining it.
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