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Posted 2/17/08
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Posted 2/17/08

jmsberg wrote:



Great pic/video. it illustrates scientology's rediculous beliefs very well.
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jmsberg wrote:



ZOMG!!

Did you know!?

Sceintologists also seriously believe that if anyone learns about the "wall of fire" (AKA "Xenu") and they're not OT III or higher, they will instantly die!

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I don't think anyone reading this is dying, or even dead for that matter.

Edit: Oops, made a mistake. Technicly it's if anyone learns about the "wall of fire" (AKA "Xenu") and they're not OT III or higher, they will...get sick and die.

Oh well, the first version is more lulzy.
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Oh, I just died... crap.
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oh crap and i'm writing this staying home sick from school!
guess it's time to say goodbye to my loved ones. oh, and check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GmCa6hqpVQ

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Lol. Airplanes and movie theaters existed before forks were invented. They need to be put out of their delusion. Plus Tom Cruise, only looks like a jerk, when he speaks on behalf of Scientology on TV. The more he brings it up the more I never want to watch another Tom Cruise movie again.
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