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1) Everyone in Japan is a member of a secret organization charged with either saving or destroying the world.
2) When you die, you go to another dimension where magic is real and you become The Chosen One.
3) Male Protagonist Syndrome is why Japan has a declining birth rate.
4) Screaming makes you stronger.
5) Monsters are awesome. They may also be cute girls.
6) Robots are awesome. They may also be cute girls.
7) Cute girls are awesome. They may also try to kill you.
8) No way fool. No waifu.
9) If eldritch horrors attack, evacuate to the nearest primary school. The girls will protect you. Be careful not to get glitter in your eyes.
10) With great hair comes great power.
11) Little guys carry big swords... This may or may not mean something.
12) Ninja will attack if senpai notices you.
13) Learn to cook. Good food will knock a girls clothing off.
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Colds in Japan are some serious shit.

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omae wa mou shindeiru
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15) The leading cause of death in Japan is blood loss from papercuts due to mishandled manga, second is trucks, third is nosebleeds, fourth is incompetent Kami, and fifth is kaiju attacks. Alien abductions were third but that has dropped off since Gohan turned 18.
16) Running down the road with bread in your mouth is a sign that you are ready for a committed relationship.
17) Being generous with the tea is better than having a decent personality.
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18) The aliens have thousands of ships and immense military force, but one lone ship will beat them to win the war.
19) Beautiful alien babes will fall over themself for the Japanese protagonist.
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19B. ) Women of all types, and in any number, will lose all of their intelligence and self worth to completely fall head over heels for completely bland, useless men who really have nothing to offer except "being nice" and having been lucky enough to be labelled as the Main Character.
20.) If you find yourself falling, voluptuous breasts are always going to mysteriously be near at hand to prevent you from seriously hurting yourself.
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21) A piece of rice stuck to the cheek is kawaii.
22) Cheek rice may lead to increased popularity – R&D on this phenomenon is suggested.
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23) Clothes in Japan are made of paper and tear easily in sexy ways. XD
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24) Kids will always be the better robot pilot
25) Beware magical girls. They can kill you with love, or punches to the face.
26) Beware of cute fluffy things offering contracts for power. There always a catch. Always.
27) 9 out 10 male Protagonist deaths are due to Truck-kun
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buttsdisease wrote:

15) The leading cause of death in Japan is... fourth is incompetent Kame...


4th is an incompetent tortoise?
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MidoriNoTora wrote:


buttsdisease wrote:

15) The leading cause of death in Japan is... fourth is incompetent Kame...


4th is an incompetent tortoise?


Oops, damned incompetent supero no kami.
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28) High school is the peak of life.
29) In terms of physical strength, don't even bother with muscles.
30) Parents have the duty of paying for living expenses while simultaneously staying away from their children.
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31. Guys always have a female childhood friend who stick with them until at least high school, and the girl is always in love with them (but said guy will fall in love with some other gal).
32. The laws of physics don't apply to boobs
33. Teenage girls have really high-pitched voices and either say 'eeeeeh?!' or 'b-baka' all of the time.
34. The friend group of an average high-school-aged Japanese male consists of 3+ girls and one guy.
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34b. and his sister.
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