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Posted 3/20/18
Guys, restore Fred's faith by offering him a fine maiden of contract to be his girlfriend so that he would lose his weight until he hits 80kg D:
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fredreload wrote:

Guys, restore Fred's faith by offering him a fine maiden of contract to be his girlfriend so that he would lose his weight until he hits 80kg D:


As I recall, you had a date lined up a few weeks back and you canceled or chose not to show up for reasons I don't think are especially excusable.

So, you know, I'm finding it hard to encourage you in your pursuit of a girlfriend when you couldn't do a simple thing like follow through on a date.
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Yes, I have not tried reverse harem. Much research is needed. Some reason I've been attracting guys around
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I will help you
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Go outside first.
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Go to the sea, ull get some catfishes ;D
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Wow, you're still doing this? I guess this site really never does change...
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Posted 3/20/18
just try being more like Ranma Saotome, then you will get some girlfreinds trust me
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Posted 3/20/18

fredreload wrote:

Yes, I have not tried reverse harem. Much research is needed. Some reason I've been attracting guys around


Just go with it dude. It's not like any chicks will be knocking at your door any time soon.
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At this point Fred you should just go to tinder. Just go to tinder and say anything. It doesn't even have to be relative to you. It doesn't even have to be in a language that exists anywhere outside your own head. Heck it can have subtle threats or be an outright advertisement on how you want to be a serial killer, but you will find a girl there for you Fred. Trust in the Tinder.
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One of them tried to destroy the space time continuum , I call yandere. That was referenced once in Sherman and Peabody, coincidence?
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I wish I could help. But you're 31.... ;-;
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Tinder my dude. Just take a couple of unedited and un angled pictures. I’m sure there will be someone with a fetish or something. But tinder is de wai...
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HisokaSupreme wrote:

Tinder my dude. Just take a couple of unedited and un angled pictures. I’m sure there will be someone with a fetish or something. But tinder is de wai...


I basically said the same thing. I mean you don't even need a picture of you on tinder to get a match. Take a picture of a bottle of Coca-Cola or a rock and some girl out there will say "damn I want him. I want him NOW. SWIPE LEFT! SWIPE. LEFT!!!"
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