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Creating a Religion!
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Ok folks, since there's so much religion bashing going around, let's all create a new religion that everyone can agree too. Feel free to add in aspects that you think are important to a religion. For now, let's begin with a name.

I dub the new religion, The Association of the Spork!

Why a spork, you ask? You see, like the fusion of a fork and spoon to create the tool which we know as the spork, we will attempt to fuse our religious beliefs together to create a spork-like religion!

(P.S. pedobear is banned from teh churches. srry, pedobear.)
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Haha. I would join if I wasn't Buddhist. ^^
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Ah, I already have a religion... sorry...

http://www.crunchyroll.com/group/The_Secret_Kawaii_JeNny_Fanclub

Jenny = God
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Psh, n_n303 kinda gets it. Though, if you're the Goddess of Coke, wouldn't that attract the crack heads?

We require more Vespene Gas!

(Speak now, or The Association of the Spork shall become a polytheistic religion. This is riding on popular vote!)
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Ooo!! This sounds fun/awesome. I agree with the polytheism....
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28 / F / Where the clowns...
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Whats the ultimate concern of this religion?
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sure.
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LG135 wrote:
Whats the ultimate concern of this religion?


That is something that has yet to be decided.

And le gasp, no one has a problem deifying the members of the congregation for the religion?! I object!

No deification of humans! Though, I shall accept positions of pope-like authority. But they'd have to be more like a father figure or something than anything, 'cause they don't get the final say!

But besides that, polytheism in general is ok.
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I shall join with my holy presence if kind sire would allow me to be the God of Boredom & Holy Randomness.

Everyone who prays to me must do a random act of boredom while in doing the prayer.

Every weekend something random will occur to deal with the immense boredom my worshippers will experience.

And to satisfy the God of Boredom & Holy Randomness (short: God of BH R) I must be brought something that can either be a) eaten b) drunk c) played with d) entertaining

If the "sacrifice" doesn't fit me, the worshipper who failed at satisfying me will be the target of horrible boredom or/and randomness.

Edit: As I am the God of BH R I will randomly respawn at hotspots of boredom/randomness if slain.
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n_n303 wrote:
i dont care what i attract. As long as i have worshipers, and people to supply me coke and cookies....Im good!

edit:
*cough* it would also be nice if they sacrificed a hot male every week as well, and gave him to me


I have objected to your deification in The Association of the Spork! And I object to human sacrifice (in the way that most people think of it, cough)!

My argument for the former is that deification of actual people shall result in corruption of our religion!

My argument for the latter is that human sacrifice is unnecessary, 'cause the gods don't need humans! They can make like, spirit cows to serve them!

What say the people?!
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I worship Lain


EDIT: Can I be a goddess of.......something?
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n_n303 wrote:


DKangN3 wrote:


n_n303 wrote:
i dont care what i attract. As long as i have worshipers, and people to supply me coke and cookies....Im good!

edit:
*cough* it would also be nice if they sacrificed a hot male every week as well, and gave him to me


I have objected to your deification in The Association of the Spork! And I object to human sacrifice (in the way that most people think of it, cough)!

My argument for the former is that deification of actual people shall result in corruption of our religion!

My argument for the latter is that human sacrifice is unnecessary, 'cause the gods don't need humans! They can make like, spirit cows to serve them!

What say the people?!


we HAVE to have sacrifices!
or else whats the point of being a goddess?
for people to worship you, and bring you things to make you happy. Besides its not like i'm going to kill the sacrifices, I'm just going to play with them!


I'll be the sacrifice! As I will respawn anyhow! \o

Edit: Oh wait, I'm not hot, *palm_face*
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No human deification! Thou shalt not be a goddess this day, human!

Unless you give a really good argument and/or popular vote says otherwise.

To the Commons!
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DKangN3 wrote:

No human deification! Thou shalt not be a goddess this day, human!

Unless you give a really good argument and/or popular vote says otherwise.

To the Commons!


I vote n_n303 be a goddess
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Why not? Do we yet sacrifice a virgin goat every Wednesday evening while watching re-runs of Will and Grace?
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