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Creating a Religion!
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Rulebook? O< Why don't we use computers?
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Ok, so now we've got a cardinal too.

And a rulebook 'cause it's more authoritative!

We don't want no pop-up adds in our rulebook either! Or maybe we do. To the votes!
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Sorry. I already worship myself. But feel free to join me
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Porn pop-ups with the rules.
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As cardinal I would advise that the pop ups stay out of the official rulebook and are part of a different scripture that's not necessarily canon. (porn is an exception)
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As the God of BHR I shall bestow great gifts upon my believers, here is one to strengthen your faith!

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artgeek707 wrote:

As cardinal I would advise that the pop ups stay out of the official rulebook and are part of a different scripture that's not necessarily canon. (porn is an exception)


I think we have an agreement.

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zombiexmylove wrote:


artgeek707 wrote:

As cardinal I would advise that the pop ups stay out of the official rulebook and are part of a different scripture that's not necessarily canon. (porn is an exception)


I think we have an agreement.



Ah but the sporkpope must officiate it
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artgeek707 wrote:


zombiexmylove wrote:


artgeek707 wrote:

As cardinal I would advise that the pop ups stay out of the official rulebook and are part of a different scripture that's not necessarily canon. (porn is an exception)


I think we have an agreement.



Ah but the sporkpope must officiate it


Must he?

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Oh by the way, here is a religion I made some time ago with some.. strangers. Or, well I don't know but well, I.. Ah never mind.. Here's a quote about the religion.




No Ideaism, is a religion of sorts.

The centre of our belief, is that we don't know for sure, something one can see when we tell our motto; "No idea". Actually it should be, "No idea, I think" or something similar, but we (Who we is, well, I have no idea) figured that saying just "No idea" / Calling our religion "No Ideaism" would be easier.

No Ideaism, is a .. reaction to the flood of fake atheists and Christianity. In a odd way, one could draw lines between this religion and Atheism in itself. But then again, maybe a more Agnostic belief would be more proper - since an agnostic person doesn't know for sure, yet in a way wants to know, maybe even believe.

The difference between us and agnostics and atheists is that.. We don't know, we have no idea, we do not search for spiritual guidance (we have no idea how), nor do we want science to give us answers we cannot be sure of, after well, we don't know, we have no idea.

We regret your reality and submit our own.

We let the unknown be a part of us, we're not idiots, we just don't know. Unlike Christianity we give concrete solid answers, not some vague "spiritual" meditating answer, for instance: "Search within your soul and you will know.."

We might have a god or goddess, but... We don't know, we have no idea, because we have never been given the information that would have ... given us the knowledge we so lack.

Due to our excessive lack of .. knowledge we're uncertain of how to react to the last words in our great book of No Ideaism. The words are as following:

One Day..... We... Will Know...!

After all, who knows what knowledge might do to our fragile minds? Or, are our minds so fragile after all, maybe... Well, I don't know but I think.. That, probably, we might grow .. Wiser or (more?) insane.

No idea to be honest, same can be said about the whereabouts of our Great Book of No Ideaism.

We don't know what ranks we got in our cult, but I think I am the Arch-Priest, if we have priests.. Nor we do know the amount of .. believers. Just think about it, there must be thousands, maybe millions of people who admit that they don't know, and since these people don't stand forward and tell us about them, we don't know about them, we have no idea how strong their faith is, if there is a faith in No Ideaism.

We might have a church, or maybe a building of sorts dedicated to our faith, but... We have no idea on it's whereabouts, if we knew where it was, maybe we would find our Great Book too.


As the probably Arch-Priest of No Ideaism (I think), I'll do my best to answer question you might or might not have about our religion.

If you want to join you'll have to pass a test of sorts, I think, well most likely, to join.
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zombiexmylove wrote:


artgeek707 wrote:


zombiexmylove wrote:


artgeek707 wrote:

As cardinal I would advise that the pop ups stay out of the official rulebook and are part of a different scripture that's not necessarily canon. (porn is an exception)


I think we have an agreement.



Ah but the sporkpope must officiate it


Must he?



yes but the fact I approve has much weight
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if u want to create religion then u have the be rich like Jesus' father in order to hire people to write about u in different time period.
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Fine, I give my blessings to the pop-ups! As there are now many proceedings to keep track of, an open group has been created to keep records.

The God of BHR has submitted a template of sorts for The Association of the Spork! Shall we assimilate it or reject?!
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artgeek707 wrote:

yes but the fact I approve has much weight


Hurrah for porn pop-ups.
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Fine, I give my blessings to the pop-ups! As there are now many proceedings to keep track of, an open group has been created to keep records.

The God of BHR has submitted a template of sorts for The Association of the Spork! Shall we assimilate it or reject?!


I suggest we edit it secretly (so that he doesn't know) to suit our needs...
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DKangN3 wrote:

Fine, I give my blessings to the pop-ups! As there are now many proceedings to keep track of, an open group has been created to keep records.

The God of BHR has submitted a template of sorts for The Association of the Spork! Shall we assimilate it or reject?!


YES, This is the direct word from our God
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