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Did you Ever Wonder....?
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Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does a Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on……. Yes, it caught me too!

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Posted 2/19/08
I've thought things like these all the time XD but I carry on with whatever I'm doing seeing as I'm too lazy to actually try to find answers to questions like these o.O
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did you ever wonder why this thread exists?....
jk im jus trynna be a dick
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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnteresting....
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baa baa balck heep has the same tune as twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song and what is the point of alphabet soup you cant make words out of it cause they keep swrling around
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monkeyzamm wrote:


baa baa balck heep has the same tune as twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song and what is the point of alphabet soup you cant make words out of it cause they keep swrling around


lmao, true xD
Posted 2/19/08

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Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does a Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on……. Yes, it caught me too!

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

i did the toaster one my toast was kinda on fire

Posted 2/19/08
well when it comes to any liquid as humans we test it out
blood water milk pee every thing has been tested

again the same thing with eating we try everything even eating other humans

some ppl actualy do like eating burnt toast

no light in the freezer cause it would break

you have alot of good points

does pushing the elevator button make it come faster no but it may seem faster since your letting out stress and causeing time to pass with your actions
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HMMM....Look at that burning fire like thing I think I will try and stick my head in it...
this is actually pretty funny....BTW baby oil actually is made up of babies (90% babies 10% love)

Oh and n_n, if a man were trying to look for an animal that makes milk why would they look for pink dangly things that have 4 spouts...
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jayzone900 wrote:

HMMM....Look at that burning fire like thing I think I will try and stick my head in it...
this is actually pretty funny....BTW baby oil actually is made up of babies (90% babies 10% love)


Lmao, that's funny xD
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ha these are pretty funny. by the way my freezer has a light
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MusicFreak wrote:

I've thought things like these all the time XD but I carry on with whatever I'm doing seeing as I'm too lazy to actually try to find answers to questions like these o.O


same here....i've always had thoughts like that...like for example: why is grass green? or is there really an after life?
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n_n303 wrote:


jayzone900 wrote:

Oh and n_n, if a man were trying to look for an animal that makes milk why would they look for pink dangly things that have 4 spouts...


he wasnt LOOKING for an animal. The cow was just there, when the idea struck him


Oh I see...anyway tests sure are testical,
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lol funny jokes but they are easily defeated with reason..
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Posted 2/19/08
Quizzes are quizical and tests are testING. Get this pointless and extremely confusing idea through your brain! jk I don't really care.
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