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Posted 2/19/08
i have always thought if right now everything it's a dream..

Posted 2/19/08
You made my day!! This was hilarious! :]
Posted 2/19/08
lol these are funny, but yes I think about them sometime
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Posted 2/19/08
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a fallen sky?
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Posted 2/19/08
why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

do coffins come with life time guarantees?

what if there were no hypothetical situtations?

If pro is the opposite of con is Progress the opposite of Congress?

if ignorance is bliss why arent more people happy?

y do we say to our children "never take candy from strangers" and yet on Holloween we encourage it?

y do people pray to god wen we want something and yet wen god talks to them we think they're crazy?

y do they put braille symbols on drive-thru ATMs

y do stores open 24/7 have locks

y do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

if you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

y is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

y does your nose run and your feet smell?

y does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

how can someone "draw a blank"?

y is it called a "building" when it is already built?

y do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

y do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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Posted 2/19/08
yes, all the time☺☻
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Posted 2/19/08
... i will tell you the universal reason expaining this discourse that you might just carry with you for the rest of your lives. We are human, and we do innovative things simply because we make the connections and can. Man saw a cow feeding her young. He thought to himself "if those little ones can live just off that liquid, could I?" Many reptiles feed on eggs- if they can do it, why cant a man. AND YOU CAN SPELL WITH ALPHEBET SOUP!! YOU JUSST NEED TO EAT MOST OF IT FIRST AND ALLOW THE REMAINING LETTERS TO DRIFT TO THE SIDE!!

...I did this paragraph just for the last two sentances...
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Posted 2/19/08
Oh my, I actually thought of some of those things before.
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Posted 2/19/08
why would a person want to stuff a dead animal and put it in their house as decoration, and who came up with the cencept of mounting deer heads on the wall, i mean thats seriously messed up. i spose it was a show of power back when though.....

why do felines growl and hiss when most other animals can only do one or the other......

and who the hell comes up with those dumd ass essay questions on standardised tests, they make me want to puke their so corny.

and why is corny mean what it does......ive got better ones, in fact im constantly saying little things like the....i follow up with this are the things that ocuppy my mind, but sadly they've all deserted me -sigh-
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Posted 2/19/08

uhohimdead wrote:

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

do coffins come with life time guarantees?

what if there were no hypothetical situtations?

If pro is the opposite of con is Progress the opposite of Congress?

if ignorance is bliss why arent more people happy?

y do we say to our children "never take candy from strangers" and yet on Holloween we encourage it?

y do people pray to god wen we want something and yet wen god talks to them we think they're crazy?

y do they put braille symbols on drive-thru ATMs

y do stores open 24/7 have locks

y do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

if you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

y is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

y does your nose run and your feet smell?

y does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

how can someone "draw a blank"?

y is it called a "building" when it is already built?

y do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

y do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?


hahah, i have heard most of these before.
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Posted 2/19/08
lolllll
Posted 2/19/08
im confused about the dog thing.... why does it look at my funny whn i blow on its face? life after death? jaa jaa if there is life after death then wat happens to all te dead animals? they are living too right? it cant only include humans. lets be smrt about this
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Posted 2/19/08
o! my science teach read this to us! another one is "if blind people cant see, can they see they dreams?"
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Posted 2/19/08
All of this was funny, but yeah.

I have the most random questions, stupid as well. Ex: 'Why does life exist'

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Posted 2/19/08
did you ever wonder that when people apologize or said "thank you",they really mean it?

I always wonder about that
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