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Did you Ever Wonder....?
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Posted 5/5/08
You bring up some good questions. there is one that I heard from someone, everyones probly heard it at some time and people consider it a joke but...Why do they drive in a parkway and park in a driveway
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demo_Animation wrote:

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does a Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on……. Yes, it caught me too!

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?




u have way to much free time to wonder

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Posted 5/5/08
Ah interesting...
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Posted 5/5/08
Did you ever wonder why cows drink water instead of milk ?
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Posted 5/5/08
Ppl are just curious by nature.
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demo_Animation wrote:

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does a Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on……. Yes, it caught me too!

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


1. observing what it's child does, probably realized its ok to eat.

2.observing other animals, figured it was ok to eat.

3.because tricking stupid people is awesome

4.gotta keep freezer cool at all times nig.

5.because it could also mean "I want it in the pooper"

6.because it makes stupid girls feel better

7.haha, erect.

8.a matter of life or death

9.babies of course

10.yeah, sounds about right.

11.lack of creativity?

12.Wasn't singing.

13.basically

14. Would you rather people knowing on you, or the wind?

15.no.
Posted 5/7/08
Your post made me laugh so much . XD I`m laughing `cause it`s true ! * laughs *

Anyway , I do wonder about those things sometimes too . But not too much .
They`re always at the back of my head .
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Posted 5/7/08
yeah some other dude said it!!!
if quizzes are quizzical then test ARE testicals!!! yeah !!
Posted 5/7/08
If a king rules a kingdom, does a queen rule a queendom?

No, obviously most of these are just a play on words and any person using some logic could figure it out. Corn oil comes from corn but baby oil is used on babies, duh, it's as simple as that. Although there are some interesting ones, like this one:


uhohimdead wrote:

y do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?


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