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Ya Mama
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24 / F / myspace
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Posted 2/21/08
well ill be the first victim..
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26 / M
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Posted 2/21/08
Ya mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up
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26 / kyoto
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Posted 2/21/08
your mama eats cake with roaches

and yeah she is hiding a rotten body in your closet
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24 / F / myspace
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Posted 2/21/08
ya mama so ugly they kicked her out of the halloween contest cause it was unfair
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Posted 2/21/08
ya mama's so fat that when she falls from bed, she falls from boths ides
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24 / M / Society Made of Lies
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Posted 2/21/08
Your dad is so fat, when he walks in a room, he sits by everybody, but he's still not as fat as your mom!
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25 / F / Home
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Posted 2/21/08
ur momma's soo fat, when she went whale watching, the whales were singing "we are family! even thou ur bigger than me!"
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26 / M
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Posted 2/21/08
Ya moma is so old her birth certificate says it's expired
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28 / F / Heaven
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Posted 2/21/08
Ya mama is so hairy that when she bend over, Don King popped out and said, "Only in America"....
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24 / F / myspace
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Posted 2/21/08
ya mama is so helpful she gave away 99.9% of her body fat and still had enough to feed mexico
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24 / F / myspace
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Posted 2/21/08
i know dat was wack
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26 / M
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Posted 2/21/08
Ya moma's so ugly she turned medusa to stone
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21 / F / Up on the rooftop...
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Posted 2/21/08
your mommas so ugly it turned into a dick
Posted 2/21/08
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes: large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!
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26 / M
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Posted 2/21/08
Do you know what the difference between ya moma and the titanic?


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