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Ya Mama
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Posted 2/21/08
Yo mama so poor she feeds off the cockaroaches.
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Posted 2/22/08
Ya mama is so ugly when she jumped in the bath, the water jumped out
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28 / F / 9th cloud
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Posted 2/22/08
ya mama is so fat she ordered a whale for dinner and asked the waitress," hey you! why did you give me a shrimp?"
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20 / F / Up on the rooftop...
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Posted 2/23/08
lol yummis saying stuff to her self lolz .your moms so silly she whip ur dads willy
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24 / M / ~Unkown~
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Posted 2/23/08
yo mama is so fat that when she jump for joy she got stuck
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24 / M / ~Unkown~
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Posted 2/23/08
yo mama is so hairy that she made Osama the 2nd most wanted person in the world
Posted 2/23/08
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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23 / F / Forks.
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Posted 2/23/08
yo mama so fat shes the size of antartica
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M / new jersey
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Posted 2/24/08
your momma gots a wooden titty with a kickstand on it
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25 / M
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Posted 2/24/08
Ya mama is so ugly that when she took you to the zoo the zookeeper said "thanks for bringing her back"
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31 / M / Holy Grail
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Posted 2/24/08
ya mama is so fat she cant even lift a finger because is so heavy
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23 / M / why would u like...
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Posted 2/24/08
yo mama is so fat wen she went to the movie theaters she sat next to every body
Posted 2/24/08
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Yo mama's so fat, even Naruto doesn't "Believe it"
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28 / F / Heaven
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Posted 2/24/08
Ya mama is so cross-eyed that she can see the future..it says call me now.
Posted 2/24/08
Ya mama is so fat she had to use a mattress as tampon.
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