This is my first forum topic...so bear with me.

Old house wives never die- they just wash away.
Old janitors never die- they just kick the bucket.
Old cardiologists never die- they just become disheartened.
Old golfers never die- they just lose their drive.
Old baseball players never die- they just strike out.
Old football players never die- they just fumble away.
Old hockey players never die- they just lose their puck.
Old orchestra leaders never die- the just becomes disbanded.
Old math teachers never die- they just subtract.
Old skiers never die- they just go downhill.
Old gluttons never die- they just waist away.
Old bowlers never die- they just end up in the gutter.
Old singers never die- they just lose their tune.
Old joggers never die- they just run down.

Think of some "Old in Professions" phrases. Make them witty.

Hmm... Interesting...

Old doctors never die - they just become cadavers for young doctors

*am I doing this the rite way??

Old musicians never die- they just decompose

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