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The Prayer, The Response
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Posted 12/4/06 , edited 12/4/06
On the 3rd day of December 2006, logain came to Stratify for a request.
He, logain, went on his knees, bowed, and kept his head on the floor and made his wish. He begged, "[I beg for] you [to post because] the mods [will not refrain you from speaking the great truths about life]".

The Great Stratify, saw that he bowed only once instead of three, which was very disrespectful to Stratify's grace. However, being the quintessence of benevolence, the Great Stratify forgave logain's negligence and replied: "Do the lesser peons want me to post?"

logain was in tears. To receive a reply from The Great we indeed a blessing.
logain blissfully replied, "They wud of they knew you but no one knowsyou on CR cuz we have all the n00bs taking over [my Lord] but haha there aer still some [of your older servents] in the foum who want you to post" with his horrible grammar.

Stratify, the axis of all things great, then nodded and dismissed his loyal, yet grammatically incoherent, servant.

And so, Stratify the Great makes this post. May it be known in history. May it be known that on December 04, 2006, Stratify posted and made the world a better place.
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Posted 12/4/06
YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (But for how long?) Remember kids, pay respects to your elders.
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Posted 12/4/06
Welcome back, freak.
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Posted 12/4/06
Fuzz, I see you're now twelve and female. We should go out sometimes.
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Posted 12/4/06
LORD STRATIFY HAS RETURNED!
THE OPPRESSION HAS ENDED. NOOBS AND MODS TREMBLE AT SUCH GREAT NEWS!
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Posted 12/4/06
Holy crap...I had heard stories but...I figured they were only legends.
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Posted 12/4/06
Uh oh. Things are about to get VERY interesting
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25 / M / Way of The Ninja...
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Posted 12/4/06
And Thank you Great Logain. You have brought back the greatest of All CRers!
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Posted 12/4/06
I'll just go along with it

ZOM STRATIFY!!!!
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Posted 12/4/06
just so you know statify, CR has changed alot. (and not in a good way.) Now someone help me kill these frozen man-eating albino banannas that are trying to nibble my leg off. I really need it to kick racoons and babys.
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Posted 12/4/06
Yes Stratify, Cleanse CR of the n00bs. Cast out you're waves of destruction and I'll build KuRRopT's arc.
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Posted 12/4/06

waffle26 wrote:

just so you know statify, CR has changed alot. (and not in a good way.) Now someone help me kill these frozen man-eating albino banannas that are trying to nibble my leg off. I really need it to kick racoons and babys.


^ that's true, for instance waffle is not even funny anymore
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Posted 12/4/06
Stratify must have guessed it has changed esp considering Logain went begging to him to come back. We were trying to suffer through it without bothering the great one but obviously if we went to him we needed him because of a change.
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Posted 12/4/06

mauz15 wrote:


waffle26 wrote:

just so you know statify, CR has changed alot. (and not in a good way.) Now someone help me kill these frozen man-eating albino banannas that are trying to nibble my leg off. I really need it to kick racoons and babys.


^ that's true, for instance waffle is not even funny anymore

tell that to my granny....oh wait, she's dead!
You just did'nt like that hitler thing huh?
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Posted 12/4/06
Oh no! I totally forgot about that, I was just messing around.
( and still not funny )
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