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There's a cat in my right papa toe and I need it out because it's taking shape of my toe. According to Doctor Oh'Hairyous, I might become super hairy on only that spot and I might even now have blood clots (Oh, no, Korean actresses and actors, what did you do?!) Now, my toe looks like a cat. I am scared of cats as well, so it could be more difficult to remove the cat. My doctor said that it would be impossible to remove the cat from me with surgery because the cat is real and can move. Other than that, the only chioce is- it will lead me to having amputation, but that's not necessary because the cat is "just a cat anyway", that's what Doctor Oh'Hairyous told me. Anyhow, I cannot let them amputate my leg (My leg will be effected by the blood flow, pay attention!) either because if they do that, then the chance of me not being able to walk is obvious. I want to walk as well. None only than that, the cat is eating my papa fats. Oh, noooo! I am also really into break dancing (the reason why I broke almost every bone of mine), so the amputation would kill my dream of being able to go into "So You Think You Can Dance" and impress the British accent man, Nigel. What more could I say? I am talent, but that's not the point. I want to know how I can get rid of the cat without getting my leg amputated. What to do, human mechanisms?! D:
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There's a cat in my right papa toe and I need it out because it's taking shape of my toe. According to Doctor Oh'Hairyous, I might become super hairy on only that spot and I might even now have blood clots (Oh, no, Korean actresses and actors, what did you do?!) Now, my toe looks like a cat. I am scared of cats as well, so it could be more difficult to remove the cat. My doctor said that it would be impossible to remove the cat from me with surgery because the cat is real and can move. Other than that, the only chioce is- it will lead me to having amputation, but that's not necessary because the cat is "just a cat anyway", that's what Doctor Oh'Hairyous told me. Anyhow, I cannot let them amputate my leg (My leg will be effected by the blood flow, pay attention!) either because if they do that, then the chance of me not being able to walk is obvious. I want to walk as well. None only than that, the cat is eating my papa fats. Oh, noooo! I am also really into break dancing (the reason why I broke almost every bone of mine), so the amputation would kill my dream of being able to go into "So You Think You Can Dance" and impress the British accent man, Nigel. What more could I say? I am talent, but that's not the point. I want to know how I can get rid of the cat without getting my leg amputated. What to do, human mechanisms?! D:
Continually smash it against a wall until it is dead, and scrape it off with a knife.
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Cod-of-War wrote:
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There's a cat in my right papa toe and I need it out because it's taking shape of my toe. According to Doctor Oh'Hairyous, I might become super hairy on only that spot and I might even now have blood clots (Oh, no, Korean actresses and actors, what did you do?!) Now, my toe looks like a cat. I am scared of cats as well, so it could be more difficult to remove the cat. My doctor said that it would be impossible to remove the cat from me with surgery because the cat is real and can move. Other than that, the only chioce is- it will lead me to having amputation, but that's not necessary because the cat is "just a cat anyway", that's what Doctor Oh'Hairyous told me. Anyhow, I cannot let them amputate my leg (My leg will be effected by the blood flow, pay attention!) either because if they do that, then the chance of me not being able to walk is obvious. I want to walk as well. None only than that, the cat is eating my papa fats. Oh, noooo! I am also really into break dancing (the reason why I broke almost every bone of mine), so the amputation would kill my dream of being able to go into "So You Think You Can Dance" and impress the British accent man, Nigel. What more could I say? I am talent, but that's not the point. I want to know how I can get rid of the cat without getting my leg amputated. What to do, human mechanisms?! D:
Continually smash it against a wall until it is dead, and scrape it off with a knife.
Nice advice, but I am scared of blood.
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Cod-of-War wrote:
Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide D01BCDN3 wrote:
There's a cat in my right papa toe and I need it out because it's taking shape of my toe. According to Doctor Oh'Hairyous, I might become super hairy on only that spot and I might even now have blood clots (Oh, no, Korean actresses and actors, what did you do?!) Now, my toe looks like a cat. I am scared of cats as well, so it could be more difficult to remove the cat. My doctor said that it would be impossible to remove the cat from me with surgery because the cat is real and can move. Other than that, the only chioce is- it will lead me to having amputation, but that's not necessary because the cat is "just a cat anyway", that's what Doctor Oh'Hairyous told me. Anyhow, I cannot let them amputate my leg (My leg will be effected by the blood flow, pay attention!) either because if they do that, then the chance of me not being able to walk is obvious. I want to walk as well. None only than that, the cat is eating my papa fats. Oh, noooo! I am also really into break dancing (the reason why I broke almost every bone of mine), so the amputation would kill my dream of being able to go into "So You Think You Can Dance" and impress the British accent man, Nigel. What more could I say? I am talent, but that's not the point. I want to know how I can get rid of the cat without getting my leg amputated. What to do, human mechanisms?! D:
Continually smash it against a wall until it is dead, and scrape it off with a knife.
Nice advice, but I am scared of blood.
Either close your eyes or aim to break its neck with the first strike, thus killing it without any blood loss.
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Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide Cod-of-War wrote:
Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide D01BCDN3 wrote:
Cod-of-War wrote:
Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide D01BCDN3 wrote:
There's a cat in my right papa toe and I need it out because it's taking shape of my toe. According to Doctor Oh'Hairyous, I might become super hairy on only that spot and I might even now have blood clots (Oh, no, Korean actresses and actors, what did you do?!) Now, my toe looks like a cat. I am scared of cats as well, so it could be more difficult to remove the cat. My doctor said that it would be impossible to remove the cat from me with surgery because the cat is real and can move. Other than that, the only chioce is- it will lead me to having amputation, but that's not necessary because the cat is "just a cat anyway", that's what Doctor Oh'Hairyous told me. Anyhow, I cannot let them amputate my leg (My leg will be effected by the blood flow, pay attention!) either because if they do that, then the chance of me not being able to walk is obvious. I want to walk as well. None only than that, the cat is eating my papa fats. Oh, noooo! I am also really into break dancing (the reason why I broke almost every bone of mine), so the amputation would kill my dream of being able to go into "So You Think You Can Dance" and impress the British accent man, Nigel. What more could I say? I am talent, but that's not the point. I want to know how I can get rid of the cat without getting my leg amputated. What to do, human mechanisms?! D:
Continually smash it against a wall until it is dead, and scrape it off with a knife.
Nice advice, but I am scared of blood.
Either close your eyes or aim to break its neck with the first strike, thus killing it without any blood loss.
But then if I close my eyes, then I can't see where I would scrape the cat off, so I might end up getting excessive blood loss.
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The person above me ripped out my liver via my arsehole, and now I'm bleeding out over the floor. I think I might die. Any advice?
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The person above me ripped out my liver via my arsehole, and now I'm bleeding out over the floor. I think I might die. Any advice?
*CURAGA*
*FULL-LIFE*
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Just the queen doing some community service.
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I really like this guy I've known for about 3 years. We weren't dating, and atm, we're friends with benefits - I'd better use the term "friends in transition," as we were moving towards something and weren't doing anything physically "beneficial" up until last night.
I'm fearing he might think one or both of us made a huge mistake. He didn't call the day after and that really bothers me. Especially since he knows how important I feel it is for me to understand what the fuck is going on in situations such as these. I need to know that HE was okay with what went down.
I texted him 6 hours ago, and nothing..really, we were so comfortable with each other and I thought I could tell him or do anything and it would not phase him; a huge reason why I like(d) him so much. I thought we could do this and be on the same page, but I'm afraid he might think it meant much more to him than it did to me..not true. I just knew better than to expect something completely different from him after doing what we did, so I successfully attempted to have fun with it and nothing more.
He's been guilty of thinking too little about things whereas I've been guilty of thinking too much. But I thought we both had common sense here. What can I do?
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logain wrote:
Here is my problem, see there is this girl who i like but she wont sleep with me. I tried everything from brute force to force. I stalked her all year long and even killed her old boy-friend so she could have a clear mind. But still she just does not want anything to do with me  Is it just because I dont understand women or am I missing something .
Hard questions. SOMEBODY has to answer them.
SO MY PROBLEM IS (DRUMROLL)
I am a single guy, which doesn't get out much. I live far from my school and friends (main reason i usually cant go out). When I see a girl in the shops I find very attractive, I can't exactly go and ask her out just like that. Like a shy person, I need to start relationships with friendships, as they will allow you to know about the person before you take stuff seriously, and i'm not looking for something thats gonna turn into rlly serious stuff (marriage and stuff). Okay moving on, theres a girl who likes me, she is 4 years younger than I am and she flirts by saying hi to me everytime i walk past with a smile on her face, usually shes walking with her friends. 1 time while I was in english, minding my own bizzo. and the girl who is younger by 4 years was late to class. she walked past my class and said 'Hola (insert my name here)' and she said it in a cute friendly way. My whole class went WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and den they started telling me shes too young. I don't want to start a relationship with her obviously becaue it doesn't feel right. But at some point I have to tell her to not waste time on me, as I do not feel about her the same way she feels about me. She keeps saying hello in a flirty way every time I walk past. And at the same time that tell her not to worry about me she will feel heartbroken and I dont want to do that. If I dont say anything I will look like a pedo. And if I tell her normally she will still feel hurt, not as much but still, and I will also be told by my classmates that I'm being too blunt with a little kid, and then i'll lose my swagga. (not that I have much, but a little bit of something is better than a whole lot of nothing) and btw if u noticed the 'hola' yes. she said it in a european language, and i answered back in the same language by accident, since shes a latina and im a spaniard. and you know how people say european languages r more romantic, yeah that fked it up even more.
I want to know what I'm doing because the last actions ive taken in relationships were really really really stupid.
Examples:
1. Girl in year 9 liked me, didnt have much to her, I saw her once i was in year 10 with a pimped out body and sadly a boyfriend.
2. Early year 11 I met a girl at one of my friend's party. She was great looking but I didn't 'meet' her yet. One of my other friends could tell that I liked her so he asked her to go to the city to chinatown, without telling me she was coming, my friend invited me. I found what she was like, but I never thought it would work out since we live very far from eachother, that and her best friend just broke up with my friend who invited me to the city. so it would feel set up and awkward. now back to the party, we had a spin the bottle game, she picked truth. it was my friend's cousin who asked her 'if you could go out with one of the guys here, who would u pick' she picked me. and yes, after that I still thought she was going to reject me. (im a complete dope).
So help me solve my problem and not make a dumb mistake once again.
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Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide chrome_mist wrote:
CarboKill wrote:
The person above me ripped out my liver via my arsehole, and now I'm bleeding out over the floor. I think I might die. Any advice?
*CURAGA*
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Just the queen doing some community service.
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How can I repay you?
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logain wrote:
Here is my problem, see there is this girl who i like but she wont sleep with me. I tried everything from brute force to force. I stalked her all year long and even killed her old boy-friend so she could have a clear mind. But still she just does not want anything to do with me Is it just because I dont understand women or am I missing something .
Hard questions. SOMEBODY has to answer them.
SO MY PROBLEM IS (DRUMROLL)
I am a single guy, which doesn't get out much. I live far from my school and friends (main reason i usually cant go out). When I see a girl in the shops I find very attractive, I can't exactly go and ask her out just like that. Like a shy person, I need to start relationships with friendships, as they will allow you to know about the person before you take stuff seriously, and i'm not looking for something thats gonna turn into rlly serious stuff (marriage and stuff). Okay moving on, theres a girl who likes me, she is 4 years younger than I am and she flirts by saying hi to me everytime i walk past with a smile on her face, usually shes walking with her friends. 1 time while I was in english, minding my own bizzo. and the girl who is younger by 4 years was late to class. she walked past my class and said 'Hola (insert my name here)' and she said it in a cute friendly way. My whole class went WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and den they started telling me shes too young. I don't want to start a relationship with her obviously becaue it doesn't feel right. But at some point I have to tell her to not waste time on me, as I do not feel about her the same way she feels about me. She keeps saying hello in a flirty way every time I walk past. And at the same time that tell her not to worry about me she will feel heartbroken and I dont want to do that. If I dont say anything I will look like a pedo. And if I tell her normally she will still feel hurt, not as much but still, and I will also be told by my classmates that I'm being too blunt with a little kid, and then i'll lose my swagga. (not that I have much, but a little bit of something is better than a whole lot of nothing) and btw if u noticed the 'hola' yes. she said it in a european language, and i answered back in the same language by accident, since shes a latina and im a spaniard. and you know how people say european languages r more romantic, yeah that fked it up even more.
I want to know what I'm doing because the last actions ive taken in relationships were really really really stupid.
Examples:
1. Girl in year 9 liked me, didnt have much to her, I saw her once i was in year 10 with a pimped out body and sadly a boyfriend.
2. Early year 11 I met a girl at one of my friend's party. She was great looking but I didn't 'meet' her yet. One of my other friends could tell that I liked her so he asked her to go to the city to chinatown, without telling me she was coming, my friend invited me. I found what she was like, but I never thought it would work out since we live very far from eachother, that and her best friend just broke up with my friend who invited me to the city. so it would feel set up and awkward. now back to the party, we had a spin the bottle game, she picked truth. it was my friend's cousin who asked her 'if you could go out with one of the guys here, who would u pick' she picked me. and yes, after that I still thought she was going to reject me. (im a complete dope).
So help me solve my problem and not make a dumb mistake once again.
1. Fuck a 12 year old
2. ???
3. Profit!
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CarboKill wrote:
Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide SpanishArmada wrote:
logain wrote:
Here is my problem, see there is this girl who i like but she wont sleep with me. I tried everything from brute force to force. I stalked her all year long and even killed her old boy-friend so she could have a clear mind. But still she just does not want anything to do with me Is it just because I dont understand women or am I missing something .
Hard questions. SOMEBODY has to answer them.
SO MY PROBLEM IS (DRUMROLL)
I am a single guy, which doesn't get out much. I live far from my school and friends (main reason i usually cant go out). When I see a girl in the shops I find very attractive, I can't exactly go and ask her out just like that. Like a shy person, I need to start relationships with friendships, as they will allow you to know about the person before you take stuff seriously, and i'm not looking for something thats gonna turn into rlly serious stuff (marriage and stuff). Okay moving on, theres a girl who likes me, she is 4 years younger than I am and she flirts by saying hi to me everytime i walk past with a smile on her face, usually shes walking with her friends. 1 time while I was in english, minding my own bizzo. and the girl who is younger by 4 years was late to class. she walked past my class and said 'Hola (insert my name here)' and she said it in a cute friendly way. My whole class went WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and den they started telling me shes too young. I don't want to start a relationship with her obviously becaue it doesn't feel right. But at some point I have to tell her to not waste time on me, as I do not feel about her the same way she feels about me. She keeps saying hello in a flirty way every time I walk past. And at the same time that tell her not to worry about me she will feel heartbroken and I dont want to do that. If I dont say anything I will look like a pedo. And if I tell her normally she will still feel hurt, not as much but still, and I will also be told by my classmates that I'm being too blunt with a little kid, and then i'll lose my swagga. (not that I have much, but a little bit of something is better than a whole lot of nothing) and btw if u noticed the 'hola' yes. she said it in a european language, and i answered back in the same language by accident, since shes a latina and im a spaniard. and you know how people say european languages r more romantic, yeah that fked it up even more.
I want to know what I'm doing because the last actions ive taken in relationships were really really really stupid.
Examples:
1. Girl in year 9 liked me, didnt have much to her, I saw her once i was in year 10 with a pimped out body and sadly a boyfriend.
2. Early year 11 I met a girl at one of my friend's party. She was great looking but I didn't 'meet' her yet. One of my other friends could tell that I liked her so he asked her to go to the city to chinatown, without telling me she was coming, my friend invited me. I found what she was like, but I never thought it would work out since we live very far from eachother, that and her best friend just broke up with my friend who invited me to the city. so it would feel set up and awkward. now back to the party, we had a spin the bottle game, she picked truth. it was my friend's cousin who asked her 'if you could go out with one of the guys here, who would u pick' she picked me. and yes, after that I still thought she was going to reject me. (im a complete dope).
So help me solve my problem and not make a dumb mistake once again.
1. Fuck a 12 year old
2. ???
3. Profit!
how could being a pedo lead to profit?
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SpanishArmada wrote:
CarboKill wrote:
Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide SpanishArmada wrote:
logain wrote:
Here is my problem, see there is this girl who i like but she wont sleep with me. I tried everything from brute force to force. I stalked her all year long and even killed her old boy-friend so she could have a clear mind. But still she just does not want anything to do with me Is it just because I dont understand women or am I missing something .
Hard questions. SOMEBODY has to answer them.
SO MY PROBLEM IS (DRUMROLL)
I am a single guy, which doesn't get out much. I live far from my school and friends (main reason i usually cant go out). When I see a girl in the shops I find very attractive, I can't exactly go and ask her out just like that. Like a shy person, I need to start relationships with friendships, as they will allow you to know about the person before you take stuff seriously, and i'm not looking for something thats gonna turn into rlly serious stuff (marriage and stuff). Okay moving on, theres a girl who likes me, she is 4 years younger than I am and she flirts by saying hi to me everytime i walk past with a smile on her face, usually shes walking with her friends. 1 time while I was in english, minding my own bizzo. and the girl who is younger by 4 years was late to class. she walked past my class and said 'Hola (insert my name here)' and she said it in a cute friendly way. My whole class went WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and den they started telling me shes too young. I don't want to start a relationship with her obviously becaue it doesn't feel right. But at some point I have to tell her to not waste time on me, as I do not feel about her the same way she feels about me. She keeps saying hello in a flirty way every time I walk past. And at the same time that tell her not to worry about me she will feel heartbroken and I dont want to do that. If I dont say anything I will look like a pedo. And if I tell her normally she will still feel hurt, not as much but still, and I will also be told by my classmates that I'm being too blunt with a little kid, and then i'll lose my swagga. (not that I have much, but a little bit of something is better than a whole lot of nothing) and btw if u noticed the 'hola' yes. she said it in a european language, and i answered back in the same language by accident, since shes a latina and im a spaniard. and you know how people say european languages r more romantic, yeah that fked it up even more.
I want to know what I'm doing because the last actions ive taken in relationships were really really really stupid.
Examples:
1. Girl in year 9 liked me, didnt have much to her, I saw her once i was in year 10 with a pimped out body and sadly a boyfriend.
2. Early year 11 I met a girl at one of my friend's party. She was great looking but I didn't 'meet' her yet. One of my other friends could tell that I liked her so he asked her to go to the city to chinatown, without telling me she was coming, my friend invited me. I found what she was like, but I never thought it would work out since we live very far from eachother, that and her best friend just broke up with my friend who invited me to the city. so it would feel set up and awkward. now back to the party, we had a spin the bottle game, she picked truth. it was my friend's cousin who asked her 'if you could go out with one of the guys here, who would u pick' she picked me. and yes, after that I still thought she was going to reject me. (im a complete dope).
So help me solve my problem and not make a dumb mistake once again.
1. Fuck a 12 year old
2. ???
3. Profit!
how could being a pedo lead to profit?
Keh. It appears that you're not familiar with overused verbal memes. Fucking Austrailians.
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CarboKill wrote:
SpanishArmada wrote:
CarboKill wrote:
Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide SpanishArmada wrote:
logain wrote:
Here is my problem, see there is this girl who i like but she wont sleep with me. I tried everything from brute force to force. I stalked her all year long and even killed her old boy-friend so she could have a clear mind. But still she just does not want anything to do with me Is it just because I dont understand women or am I missing something .
Hard questions. SOMEBODY has to answer them.
SO MY PROBLEM IS (DRUMROLL)
I am a single guy, which doesn't get out much. I live far from my school and friends (main reason i usually cant go out). When I see a girl in the shops I find very attractive, I can't exactly go and ask her out just like that. Like a shy person, I need to start relationships with friendships, as they will allow you to know about the person before you take stuff seriously, and i'm not looking for something thats gonna turn into rlly serious stuff (marriage and stuff). Okay moving on, theres a girl who likes me, she is 4 years younger than I am and she flirts by saying hi to me everytime i walk past with a smile on her face, usually shes walking with her friends. 1 time while I was in english, minding my own bizzo. and the girl who is younger by 4 years was late to class. she walked past my class and said 'Hola (insert my name here)' and she said it in a cute friendly way. My whole class went WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and den they started telling me shes too young. I don't want to start a relationship with her obviously becaue it doesn't feel right. But at some point I have to tell her to not waste time on me, as I do not feel about her the same way she feels about me. She keeps saying hello in a flirty way every time I walk past. And at the same time that tell her not to worry about me she will feel heartbroken and I dont want to do that. If I dont say anything I will look like a pedo. And if I tell her normally she will still feel hurt, not as much but still, and I will also be told by my classmates that I'm being too blunt with a little kid, and then i'll lose my swagga. (not that I have much, but a little bit of something is better than a whole lot of nothing) and btw if u noticed the 'hola' yes. she said it in a european language, and i answered back in the same language by accident, since shes a latina and im a spaniard. and you know how people say european languages r more romantic, yeah that fked it up even more.
I want to know what I'm doing because the last actions ive taken in relationships were really really really stupid.
Examples:
1. Girl in year 9 liked me, didnt have much to her, I saw her once i was in year 10 with a pimped out body and sadly a boyfriend.
2. Early year 11 I met a girl at one of my friend's party. She was great looking but I didn't 'meet' her yet. One of my other friends could tell that I liked her so he asked her to go to the city to chinatown, without telling me she was coming, my friend invited me. I found what she was like, but I never thought it would work out since we live very far from eachother, that and her best friend just broke up with my friend who invited me to the city. so it would feel set up and awkward. now back to the party, we had a spin the bottle game, she picked truth. it was my friend's cousin who asked her 'if you could go out with one of the guys here, who would u pick' she picked me. and yes, after that I still thought she was going to reject me. (im a complete dope).
So help me solve my problem and not make a dumb mistake once again.
1. Fuck a 12 year old
2. ???
3. Profit!
how could being a pedo lead to profit?
Keh. It appears that you're not familiar with overused verbal memes. Fucking Austrailians.
Hey i do know memes, and im spanish ffs.
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