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A Testicle or An Eye...which would you rather lose?
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26 / Martian / Estonia
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Posted 12/8/06
Ill be sure to kick you in youre TWO testicles from youre blind spot when i see ya both.
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25 / M / Way of The Ninja...
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Posted 12/8/06
Dularc that was actually a real good joke. Very corny but I liked it. Here is one. Rather lose an arm or an eye. You need both pretty equally.
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Posted 12/8/06
nut, I want depth perception.
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26 / F / ..mostly in my head
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Posted 12/8/06
If I was a man--and had testicles to lose, I'd choose the testicle.

1. All men could use a little less testosterone.
2. You can still reproduce with just one.
3. It is not visible to the outside world unless you live in a nudist colony--so if you're charming and skilled socially, you can seduce anyone without the -ahem- architecture of your physique coming up.
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26 / Martian / Estonia
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well since you arent a man charlatanxangel you wouldnt understand ( :
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28 / M / Philippines
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Posted 12/8/06
i hava a question...can i freeze my sperms first then lose my nuts? cuz if so..then

i would rather lose my nuts. so i can have babies.
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23 / M / Mass, Usa
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a testical i still have the other one aNd at my age i wont be getting any soon(well if u new my situation) and plus i need my eye sight cuz if im walking in the street nad im missing an eye people cna hit my blind spot AND i will have no depth perception
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28 / M / Philippines
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Posted 12/8/06

azrael910 wrote:

I would much rather lose a testicle. You can get a "fake" testicle, though you'll be less likely to have kids (now isn't that a shame) I beleive. An eye however... I like my depth perception. An eye patch or glass eye would be pretty cool, but not worth losing an eye over though.



dude u can freeze ur sperms first before u lose ur nuts...problem solved.
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28 / M / Denmark
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Posted 12/8/06
testicless ...i doesnt feel manly because of thoes anyway :>

as long i get pleasure you can take the whole pack (not the stick though...and i will still be able to get kids...and it wont hurt..and stuff..god this topic is sad)
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Posted 12/8/06
what the hell is this topic -_-
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26 / Martian / Estonia
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Posted 12/8/06
well lets say tha you arent allowed to freeze youre sperm, wich would it be?
btw, if youd have to choose between all youre fingers or one arm, wich would you choose?

Ohh and this is the Amputaion Thread.
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Posted 12/8/06

Escapetionist wrote:

If it helps, I'd rather get with someone with one testicle than someone with one eye...


Same here, and if I had to lose an ovary or an eye I would choose to loose the ovary.



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41 / M
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Posted 12/8/06
I still would never lose an eye... being an artist my eyes and hands are everything... I have kids, so I don't mind losing both my balls... but my wife had a hysterectomy, so I win!

Except, I don't know when the last time I had relations ((cries)). So, having balls don't help if you ain't using it... also, having more then one testicle is a hardship some times... twice the dirty thoughts. -.-
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24 / F / Florida
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Posted 12/8/06
A testicle.

Because... I lack them anyway. XD;
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76 / F / in the club
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Posted 12/8/06
Hehehehe. This thread is funny and I was surprised with the replies of familiar faces. Well, I congratulate those who chose to lose their "testicles". They are the bravest bunch in CR. Hail the guys without testicles!
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