First  Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  Next  Last
Embarassing Moments
1330 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
36 / M
Offline
Posted 12/9/06
I slept in class and i got woken up by the PRINCIPAL.

and everyone was staring at me ewww....
Posted 12/12/06
Aw, y'all are LIGHTWEIGHTS. I've got enough embarassing stories to choke a yak!

I was running late to a date in the middle of the summer and threw the flowers I got in the trunk because I wasn't thinking. I got to the date twenty minutes late, and when I presented the flowers, they were almost as limp as canned spinache, because of how hot the trunk was.
We barely make the movie. Five minutes in, I accidently drop an ice cold, extra large Sprite onto my date during a failed attempt to share a soda. She doesn't kill me for some reason and we leave the movie so she can clean up.
I want to make it up to her so we get lunch at a place I know is good. After we are seated, the waitress ends up being a girl I had been tutoring in math, and she spends the entire meal viciously flirting with me and trying to make my date uncomfortable. Needless to say, my date was all "funned out" after that and finally called it a night, at 2:30 in the afternoon.

And before you tease me for how cliché the date was, I was sixteen at the time and didn't know better.
Posted 12/12/06
not telling..ahahah
Posted 12/12/06
There's more. On my tenth birthday, I brought three dozen doughnuts to school to pass out in class. They were distributed out to all my classmates and to my teacher and the teacher's assistant; everyone had one. When recess started, I was left with three unclaimed doughnuts. I was a quiet ten year old with a flimsy cardboard tray of starchy power.

Suddenly, everyone was my friend. I'm a middle child so I was suddenly confronted with this new thing called Attention. It made me nervous having all these people watching me. I had given them their doughnut, what more could they want? Some kids started noticing that I was uncomfortable and began to tell the other's off for crowding me. The other's realized that my defenders were more likely to get doughnuts and soon everyone was "defending" me as they tried to win over my rings of sweet lard.

The rest is for my psychiatrist. I ran, they chased, I fell hard onto gravel and abandoned the doughnuts, ran off to the bathroom, was "defended" some more by people I'd previously never spoken a word to. The rest of the afternoon was spent with me crying over physical and emotional wounds as the teacher dissassembled the mini Lord of the Flies event that had occurred while she was away. From that point on, I was labled "sensitive" in middleschool, which really got me a lot of girls... not.

This thread is awesome, it'd be better if other's joined in. Odds are, I'll win, tho... This is nothing on the rest of my life.
14495 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / M / Way of The Ninja...
Offline
Posted 12/12/06
So I go up for baptism right and I am like Woot look at me.then when I get there I trip and fall in. Haha that is good but not really because when I come crashing in I knock out a plug(what is a plug doing there anyway?) and practically kill me and my pastor. Fun. Worse part is that my pastor tries to keep going. The whole time he is jolting and twitching. And me when he puts my head in that water. Well anyway let us be glad that wasnt set on high.
And this isnt even close to my worst. I was just putting something up.
3829 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
24 / F / rawr...
Offline
Posted 12/12/06
i shouted boner in maths once only realising what i was saying after i had shouted it out in the quiet classroom
5779 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
27 / M / Tx
Offline
Posted 12/12/06
Got hit by a parked car. everyone made fun of my pain.
Posted 12/12/06
Wait Quater, knocked out an electrical plug? Like, jolting and twitching with current? Were you baptised in a crock pot or a portable jaccuzi or something? Wow.

P.S. One quick one for the road: In my highschool spanish class, one of the assignments was a mock marriage between students and all that is involved in the process. When it came time to propse to my partner, I accidently asked her to sew with me some day.
14495 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / M / Way of The Ninja...
Offline
Posted 12/12/06

kyserin wrote:

i shouted boner in maths once only realising what i was saying after i had shouted it out in the quiet classroom


This sounds familiar and I agree to the Baptism. It was weird. It was a pool of water but it had a plug with current there some reason and I kicked it out.

Okay lets see.I was out rollerblading with some friends and we saw some fine girls on the other side about our age. Well somehow everyone thought I should go ask them out. And I did. but then when I was crossing the street some guy flew around the corner and hit a board that came around the side into my stomach. Didnt kill or cut but it hit pretty hard. Then the guys came back and started acting all Mach "your mom" which I suck at. SO I got told up bad there and when I turned around I knocked into this old lady who had a trash can and it went everywhere. So i had to help pick it all up.
Then there is all those times you say hi to somebody and then realize you dont know them. Ouch!

Posted 12/12/06
I've got another. From age fifteen. My mom called an emergency family meeting and confronted me about a huge folder of porn she found on the family computer. Because I had previously discovered the folder, I knew what she was talking about and also knew something else: that it belonged to my dad. Not wanting to increase marital stress, I took the wrap for it. My dad told her the truth later, but he sat quiet while I got a two hour lecture on objectifying women and the importance of other things besides sex.
Ronin
94039 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
30 / M / California
Offline
Posted 12/12/06
lmao. You know how you go to some virus infested porn site and it adds random porn bookmarks to your favorites list in internet explorer? Well this was when i was a young teen, before i wised up and before there were alternative browsers. So one day my dad somehow looks at my favorites list and sees bookmarks for Celebrity Nudes, XXX Porn Videos, etc. This is extremely perplexing because to this day the man has pretty much never used a computer. I tried to teach him once for like 10 minutes but he gave up. So he told my little brother and I to come and look at this. There was a pause as we both looked over at each other trying to mentally synchronize our excuse. So I start off by saying that random viruses place these bookmarks there, from non-porn sites. Obviously this is only half true but I guess he believed us so he dropped it.

Lesson learned: Hide any and all traces of internet porn.
276 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / M / England
Offline
Posted 12/12/06
once i got a virus which printed off porn
1560 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
26 / F / USA
Offline
Posted 12/12/06
An embarrasing thing I did was when I went to summer camp and I was 14, we used to go swimming every week. To go swimming we had to first undress in the gym locker room and then walk about 1/2 a mile to the pool on base. After swimming, I went into the locker room by the pool to change. So I took a shower and washed my hair. I was the last one to leave. So I get out of the shower to put on clothes and I find bra, panties, shirt and NO PANTS! Someone had stolen my clothes, even my swimsuit! I had no choice but to walk back to camp. While I was walking I saw some boy holding my pants, so I started to chase after him. HE STOLE MY CLOTHES! GIRL'S CLOTHES! He started jumping over walls and fences, so I was right behind him because I wasn't about to go back to camp half naked. Then suddenly we both jumped on some tubes and they COLLAPSED. HE WAS KNOCKED OUT ON TOP OF ME! Those tubes where on both of us so I couldn't move. When he woke up I had sprained my ankle and couldn't walk. Then came the teacher, and you know what he thought. When I got back to camp everyone spent nearly two hours talking about why you shouldn't have sex and condoms. The rest of the summer all the boys smiled at me everyone talked about me behind my back. SO EMBARRASING!

Thinking back I want to hit that boy so hard I knock him out again.
Posted 12/12/06
I got a virus that made me bleed out of every major... wait, that is ebola and a lie.

I go to this new diner that has opened in my neighborhood. It is midday and there are two cute college girls behind the counter and I was still in highschool. As I check out the menu, I can't help but notice that they are checking me out. Now I warn you, the items on the menu had some strange names. I decide that I want spaghetti with chili and cheese, so I say to the girls, "Hi, uhhh, I'd like a three-way?"

Dead silence falls. One of them smiles. I panic when I realize what I just said. Before I can think, my mouth speaks, "To go! I'd like it... to go." They get to work and I pretend like I'm trying to pick a bag of chips to buy, just so that I don't have to look at their faces to keep from laughing. I got out of there so quick after that.
4857 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
22 / F / in a cookie jar ;D
Offline
Posted 12/27/06
I'll keep it ta maiiself :]
First  Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.