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Embarassing Moments
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28 / M / Cheese land (aka...
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Posted 1/28/07
It all started the day I came home from public pool. The usual routine is, I hang up my towel on the line in the backyard, then go change inside. One day, my brain was broken, and I did step B first, but only went halfway through it before realizing I hadn't hung up my towel....

...Then I walked outside naked.

Luckily, I was conveniently holding my towel in a good place for cover, realized what I had done and ran back inside. I think I may have mooned my neighbors though.
Posted 1/28/07
The most embrassing thing that has happened to me was when one of my girlfriends pulled my fucking skirt down at a TBM concert

.........I'll get them back someday.
Posted 1/28/07
This is my all time favorite thread. I totally owned page 2 of it a while back.

My big sister decided to celebrate her seventh birthday with a parade. Unfortunately, this parade involved all of her friends putting on my clothes with my gi-joe, superman, and ninja turtles tighty whities worn on the outside. After parading through the house, they all went out on the front lawn, took off my wardrobe and threw it in the bushes.
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29 / M / US
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Posted 1/28/07
Oh I dunno, nothing too bad I suppose.

One time in class, we were were bullshitting about the worst way to die or ways to kill people or something like that. I said something along the lines of pour gasoline all over them, then take a match and lite them on fire. Problem was class became silent just before I said it. Collage substitute teacher overheard and thought I was a loon the rest of the time, and not just for the incident. Well not really embarrassing. Ah, good times.

I'd make something up about a massive erection, which you guys would surely believe, but I'm not in the mood.

Oh one time a kid in class was caught looking up the teachers skirt as she bent over. Well she noticed, and said, "you can look, but you can't touch." Not all that embarrassing either, but hilarious.
Posted 1/28/07
My university has really strange programs designed to build community. I was grabbing dinner with a classmate, and I excused myself to the restroom. Before I could get there, I got dragged into one of these strange events where I was quizzed on my knowledge of safe sex (what behaviors are at risk for AIDS, what substances weaken latex, etc). I zoomed through and was awarded with some cotton candy!

So I head back to the table where my friend is sitting and she just stares at me for a bit, finally saying "You said you had to go to the bathroom... and you came back with cotton candy." I then realized that I still had to go, so I gave her the cotton candy and ran away before I could feel any sillier.
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lol
Posted 1/28/07
In my last year of highschool, I was the president of the a/v club, and my longtime friend was the editor of the school newspaper. Anyway, we tried dating, and it actually went really well for a while. At the end of the night, we were at the beach after it was closed, and the red tide had permeated the sand a couple days ago and the moon was full.

After jumping around in the bioluminescent bacteria after a perfect afternoon, I was feeling giddy and forward and decided to ask for a kiss. This was a mistake because she proceeded to lecture me on how it is something you don't ask, and why, but permitted me nonetheless. Coming to my senses, I tried to bring back the now slaughtered mood, but found the air to be too awkward so I kinda keeled over because she was shorter than I was and I was too distracted to balance properly on the uneven sand. I kinda just stayed down there in the fetal position for a couple seconds, so she said "You can't kiss me if you're on the ground". I somehow regained my feet and decided I'd done enough big kid things for one night.
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Posted 1/28/07
This didnt happen to me but happened to someone else in sixth grade

there was this guy who was reading this bok called charlie bone and he said charlie boner has a boner really loud and the teacher came up to him and gave him a big lecture how you shouldnt say things like that (I htink he had to call his parents for saying that too)
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Posted 1/28/07
When I palyed the wrong song during my fist orchestra concert as an eighth grader.
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Posted 1/28/07

stheelders wrote:

I once pointed at a girls necklace and said "those are really nice!!"
Everyone laughed like crazy and I realized what I was pointing at.


at least she have something for u to point at.............
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23 / M / Palm Beach, Florida
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Posted 1/28/07
it doesn't get any worser than this

about 2 weeks ago I literally crapped my pants!
well I was locked outside of my house with direah(sp?)
anyway, I thought I had to fart and BAM it happened
also at age 13 this is pretty embarrasing

at this big party we were eating at this resturant, so I have to sneeze and I do so but just as I sneeze this fart erupts out of me and is amplified by the chair, everyone starts laughing at me
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27 / M / Here
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Posted 1/28/07
.........

My pants fell down in the middle of class, i didn't have a belt and thought i could just sag but nope.
I can never forget that day, but i'm glad everyone that saw me forgot. Well some of girls didn't forget because...... well.... nevermind.
(Just my package, just my package) That was stewie on Family guy

Needless to say it was REALLY embarrasing having people stare at me with my pants down.
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27 / F
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Posted 1/28/07
i dont really get these monets. but i enjoy reading others. =] mmm.. im sure i could think of one....
no not really
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28 / M / Montréal, Canada
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I remember when I was in 7grade, some one was talking about brittany Spears (back then) and for some reason someone interupted my conversation with a friend and they asked a wierd question. I was quick to answer and it came ou somthing like this. If Brittany Spears was your sister, what whould you do? Like an Idiot, I answerd ''if she was then I would go out with her'' and my teacher burts out laughing. Felt like some hick or somthing.
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Posted 1/28/07
My most embarrising moment was when , i was crying at school , cause i didnt want to go (i was in year 3) And i hugged on to my mum and didnt let go, and my teacher had to pull me off my mum
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