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My friends and I failed to pay the bill, so the cable guy came and cut our cox off. None the less I am one sexy piece of man flesh. I mean, this is the hottest beef cake ever. Like the essence of pale and pasty pleasure.

Anyway, I never understand why you see those chicks with some dude who is like perfect for them as -friends.- Best friends maybe, but friends none the less. Half those dudes are only trying to get them to agree to a date. It’s so cruel of chicks to take advantage of them!

It’s makes me feel like I’m going to an interview for a job. Guy’s like: “You’re great! You have all the proper qualifications and more, you’ve got a great personality, and you’re willing to work for minimal wage….Buuut, we’re going to higher somebody who’s less qualified and has a drinking problem. As an added bonus we might even call you occasionally to complain about the problems we’re having with the other dude.”

(That third paragraph maayy have been plagiarized….but not as far as you know.)

Anyway, why do you think a lot of chicks do that? I think its because the guys who are perfect for them are typically really nice, smart, funny, and ugly. We do live in a shallow world.

Has it ever happened toy ou guys? Or girls, have you ever done it?
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32 / M / Iloilo City, PH
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nah... I've got many female friends but i'm the usually stingy and grouchy so they don't hassle me that much... I getto be their dog though... coz' they're watching their weight all the time i finish their food for them... yeah...dogs have it good... and i mean that in a very self-pitying way...
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27 / F / Soon to be SCAD
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It works the other way too. One of my best guy friends completely casts me aside for my last reason.

And for either gender, sometimes it is not so obvious. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only socially retard out there

Lastly, I know it hurts to have a friend not return the same feelings, but it's not worth dating someone who doesn't really like you. It doesn't go anywhere and only weakens the friendship in the end by making things akward.
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I got guyfriends too and i admit that i sometimes complain to them about the other guy im dating. its just that its easier to get man's point of view when talking to a guy than to a girl (obviously) and most of the time, they give hilarious advices that makes me forget about the problem
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SeraphAlford wrote:

My friends and I failed to pay the bill, so the cable guy came and cut our cox off. None the less I am one sexy piece of man flesh. I mean, this is the hottest beef cake ever. Like the essence of pale and pasty pleasure.

Anyway, I never understand why you see those chicks with some dude who is like perfect for them as -friends.- Best friends maybe, but friends none the less. Half those dudes are only trying to get them to agree to a date. It’s so cruel of chicks to take advantage of them!

It’s makes me feel like I’m going to an interview for a job. Guy’s like: “You’re great! You have all the proper qualifications and more, you’ve got a great personality, and you’re willing to work for minimal wage….Buuut, we’re going to higher somebody who’s less qualified and has a drinking problem. As an added bonus we might even call you occasionally to complain about the problems we’re having with the other dude.”

(That third paragraph maayy have been plagiarized….but not as far as you know.)

Anyway, why do you think a lot of chicks do that? I think its because the guys who are perfect for them are typically really nice, smart, funny, and ugly. We do live in a shallow world.

Has it ever happened toy ou guys? Or girls, have you ever done it?


we want the unattainable.
We want EXCITEMENT!
the guy that's "perfect for us" just doesn't turn us ON...
be a little bad... it's fun that way ;)

:::: Kisses!::::
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haha ^ so true
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27 / M / North Carolina
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I've never let that happen, as stated in my Loner thread
Always stay suspicous, a hot girl+average guy= one hell of a scam
my BS detecter would have beeped loud enough to give me a migraine
poor bastards, you just have to ignore them and walk away
Remember kids, a best friend is just the person close enough to slit your throat
that's why I have no friends.
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I don't date girls that I don't trust.

Especially the kind that date everyone.
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Remember kids, a best friend is just the person close enough to slit your throat


booh, just booh.
Don't limit your yourself by whatever limited experiences you have lived.
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27 / M / North Carolina
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mauz15 wrote:


Remember kids, a best friend is just the person close enough to slit your throat


booh, just booh.
Don't limit your yourself by whatever limited experiences you have lived.



What?, people are generally untrustworthy
That's why it's always good to have "Tactical paranoia"
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http://www.intellectualwhores.com/

Some reading for anyone interested, it's a pretty accurate theory. There is also a bash quote out there, I'll post it after work (dam firewall).
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21 / M / Konohana Village
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Posted 8/2/07

abel89 wrote:

I've never let that happen, as stated in my Loner thread
Always stay suspicous, a hot girl+average guy= one hell of a scam
my BS detecter would have beeped loud enough to give me a migraine
poor bastards, you just have to ignore them and walk away
Remember kids, a best friend is just the person close enough to slit your throat
that's why I have no friends


wo ho! never thought bout the friend thing the slitting ur throat thing. but haha i totally agree with the stay suspicious part haha hot girl+ average guy= Frckin suspicious. SCAM ALERT SCAM ALERT.

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25 / F / ...T_T!!
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Posted 8/2/07
guys best friends should never cross the friends zone..coz if they do, it would only seem that they used friendship just to get close to us..
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midnitekiller wrote:

guys best friends should never cross the friends zone..coz if they do, it would only seem that they used friendship just to get close to us..


Men don't have female friends, unless they find them sexually unattractive, and vica versa.
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