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How to French Kiss
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1.Moisten your lips. Dry lips do not move well together. Just a light brush of your tongue over your lips will be sufficient to moisten them. In general, use lip balm regularly- you never know when someone will go in for the smooch.

2.Angle your head. If your mouths meet dead-on, your noses will get in the way, and you will not be able to kiss deeply or smoothly. To avoid this, tilt your head slightly to one side. Make sure you do not both tilt your heads to the same side.

3.Close your eyes. As you approach for the kiss, look into your partner's eyes, but, once you are close to theirs, close your eyes. It can be a bit of a turnoff to be kissing and going cross-eyed. It is considered rude to have your eyes open during a kiss.

4.Start with a gentle and soft closed-mouth kiss. The French kiss is an open-mouth kiss, but do not lunge in with your lips agape like you're going to eat them; instead, open your lips very slowly. If you were learning to speak French, you would probably start with the basics, vocabulary and grammar, before trying to write poetry. Well, the French kiss is like the poetry of kissing, and before you can be good at it, you have to master the closed-mouth kiss. Even after you have added French kissing to your romantic repertoire, it is usually better to start a kiss with closed lips.

5.Go Dutch on the decision to French. Kissing should be a shared decision. You need to have permission to French kiss someone, but when your lips are locked with theirs you may not want to stop and ask, "Hey, this is great, but can I put my tongue in your mouth?". Open your lips slowly and just a little during the kiss so that one of your lips is sandwiched between theirs and one of theirs is between yours. As you are locking and re-locking lips, brush your tongue against your partner's lips ever so slightly. This should make it clear that you want to French kiss. If your partner's tongue does not respond in like fashion or if they pull away, you will have to save the French kiss for another time when you are both ready.(^_~)

6.Explore with your tongue. If you and your partner seem to be enjoying the open-mouth kiss, slowly try to open your mouth a little bit more and gently push your tongue a little farther into their mouth. The tongue is very sensitive, and the mere act of touching your partner's tongue with your own will be very pleasant and stimulating for each of you. Do not stick your tongue too far into the mouth, as this can be a big turn-off. Instead, just gently and playfully touch tongues. As a guy, when you are starting to french kiss, touch your tongue to hers very lightly.If she wants more, she will come and get it.

7.Mix it up. Kisses are like snowflakes: no two are exactly the same. Once you finally feel comfortable French kissing someone, it is tempting to try to do the same thing every time. Add variety. Sometimes kiss deeper, for example, and other times pay more attention to the lips than the tongue. Hold the kiss longer or shorter and explore the art of kissing. When something feels good for each of you, do not abandon it for the sake of variety.

8.Go slow. Passionate kisses are good sometimes, but to really enjoy a French kiss, you must take it slow. Do not hurry and take time to explore each other's mouths.

* To some people a hard tongue is a turn-off. Keep tongue and lips soft and supple. Think of the pressure used to lick a soft service ice cream cone, no probing with a stiff tongue unless the other enjoys it. Use variations to mix it up, as well. Now go ahead and practice!
* You can still French kiss if one or both of you has braces, but you should be careful to prevent the braces from touching each other. Also avoid touching the braces with your tongue (you might accidentally cut it).
* Excessive saliva can build up during a French kiss, and that can interfere with the romantic moment. Swallow periodically without breaking the kiss. If you have trouble doing that, do not be afraid to pull away for a moment.
* If you ever feel uncomfortable or do not want to move forward with any move your partner is attempting, pull away and let your partner know that you want to stop. Be firm. It's OK to say no.
* Try not to bite the other persons tongue.
* Remember, a regular kiss is okay too, if your partner is not up for la francais.


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wait, who doesn't know that?
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Congratulations for turning crunchyroll into soft core porn site due to the guys who have never frenched before will be think about this while they are not stroking their peter.


On the side note I will add that making out will get your further than a frencher.
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Ermmmmmmm I thought that a French kiss was the kiss where you kiss your hand and then blow it to someone
....... Do people actually need a guide to kissing and sucking and whatever stated above
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Uhm after french kiss i think you know what is going next...
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sypris wrote:

Congratulations for turning crunchyroll into soft core porn site due to the guys who have never frenched before will be think about this while they are not stroking their peter.


On the side note I will add that making out will get your further than a frencher.


Cr needs moar soft-core porn.
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jmsberg wrote:
Cr needs moar soft-core porn.


If you need soft core then I would suggest going into your parents bedroom because like most others thats as far as they are willing to go in their old age.
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sypris wrote:


jmsberg wrote:
Cr needs moar soft-core porn.


If you need soft core then I would suggest going into your parents bedroom because like most others thats as far as they are willing to go in their old age.


You're a lulz-killer and not funny at all. Go be serious, brooding, and cynical somewhere else
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Another suggestion for those who want to swoon a girl is to spank her and call her your magical hippo. They just absolutely love it.
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sypris wrote:

Another suggestion for those who want to swoon a girl is to spank her and call her your Bitch. They just absolutely love it.


to call her a bitch , lol
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thegodcode wrote:


sypris wrote:

Another suggestion for those who want to swoon a girl is to spank her and call her your bitch. They just absolutely love it.


to call her a bitch , lol


I wouldnt necessarily go with that one because a lot of girls these days are purposely being bitches because they enjoy the thought of it. At least the girls around me though I wouldn't know the girls in other locations who are not influenced by the valley which I would like to call the sess pool of stupidity and whores.
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dude what is up with that long explanation? did you get that out of French Kissing for Dummies? then again there are probably legions of horny little otakus on this site that should read this before jumping on a girl and making fools of themselves by fucking up that first french.
Posted 2/29/08
bah tried it n almost gagged. but i was younger..maybe she just wasnt all that good
Posted 2/29/08
well everybody knows that...
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Oh my goodness. Am I the only person left who is a virgin in every sense of the word?
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