Birds
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Posted 8/3/07
Okay, Birds is a pretty standard book so I’m going to assume most of us have read it. If not, then you should at least know what it is about. Basically every bird in the world turns on the Humans and attacks. At certain times of day (it goes with the tides) the attack. At other times they simply sit there and watch you. There’s not much time, and if they catch you outside you can pretty much expect them to cut off your tong, gouge out your eyes, and through to the Paris Hilton pit.

Anyway, how would you behave in that situation? This thread is kind of like the zombie thread except with birds. Its different because you cant just drive through the birds. They’ll smash your windshield in minutes. So you’re kind of stuck on foot. Plus, you can’t just fight your way through. There’s an entire cloud of creatures coming after you.

How would I act? Hmm… I would board up a section of my house as good as I could, drag my fridge in, (it would be the bathroom) and toss my computer in there so I can watch anime. That would be about it. I can’t think of any other way to survive. Oh, also, I'd bring up some explosives. This way I can at least scatter them and try to make an escape. Place goggles, and my old mans old bullet vest!

But, I'm more interested in your plans.
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Posted 8/3/07
Sorry, i understand that it's different to the Zombie one but i'm not sure it's worthy of a whole thread.
To answer: I would barricade myself in my house; we have water and tin supplies that would last long enough for the army to kill all the birds :(. I would be more interested in discovering what we did to them.. .probably cut down their homes!

~ Locked ^-^
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