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The What IF Game
Posted 8/11/11
i will beat the hell outta the zombie and save the technician and the celebrity

what if i accidentally slapped you and kneed you in the groin then dragged you to the kitchen to scrub the floor with your head?
Posted 8/11/11 , edited 8/11/11
1) Make sure the floor's concrete
2) Have u considered curb stomping
3) Scrub harder and chop chop the blood isn't going to clean itself

4) if you can break the speed limit on the free way how fast do you want to drive?
Posted 8/11/11
When I use to break the speed limit, I've gone up to speeds of 200 km / 124 miles on straight stretches so I would like to set a new personal best.. 130 miles.. but I doubt my car can even do that..

What if you got caught going at such speeds? (In Canada, you'd be arrested, up to 2 years in Jail, the car impounded, $10,000 fine and loss of license for up to 10 years)
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Posted 8/11/11
I'd prolly crash into something before getting caught. America's not so spacious.

What if Shizu-chan just passed out in your living room?
Posted 8/11/11
I'd bury him alive in my backyard.

What if all the sudden you lost the ability to be aroused by any gender?
Posted 8/12/11
it's ok i would have sex with cats ,they are much sexier anyway

what if you woke up then realized that you have the wrong genitals ?
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Posted 8/12/11
It's fine, I wouldn't mind I think I'd be in shock first.

What if you got to go to Simple Plan concert?
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17 / M / boys locker room
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Posted 8/12/11
What the hell is Simple Plan can I eat it? Is it food?

What if females all grew penises? They still had their regular parts, but now, there's a penis next to them!
Posted 8/13/11
then no need for men and i would rape all girls boobs and penises aweeeesome couldn't get any awesomer and i hope men would die out eventually

What if you woke up and saw a pregnant cockroach sleeping next to you ?
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Posted 8/28/11
kill it


what if i give u obama house key?
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Posted 8/28/11
Hand it in and wonder y the fuck u had it

If u were at school or work and all your clothes and underwear suddenly vanished.
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