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**A Random Statement
Posted 11/6/11
Dead could be a state of mind.
Posted 11/6/11 , edited 11/6/11
you could be out of your mind
Posted 11/6/11
You exist in my imagination.
Posted 11/6/11
Not when I see a red rose in front of me.
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Posted 11/6/11
So on my Libra scale, I’m weighing sins and forgiveness.
Posted 11/6/11
Sometimes forgiveness is better than permission.
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Australia
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Posted 11/6/11
Permission to let gas out from the basement confirmed.
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15 / M / boys locker room
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Posted 11/6/11
The damaged cathode ray tube still seems to work.
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Posted 11/7/11
Homonyms: a reel waist of thyme.
Posted 11/7/11
So sick of coworkers calling/texting me to pick up their shifts. I already have money, they actually really need the money. WTF??
Posted 11/7/11
Can't give you a day off mate!
Posted 11/7/11
The shortest joke in the world is dwarf shortages.
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F / In your bed...
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Posted 11/7/11
Im sniffing treacle pudding...
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20 / ? / Sweden
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Posted 8/1/12 , edited 8/1/12
Holy penis!
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