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Quiz - Week 1
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This is how the quizzes will run from now on. There will be a quiz provided by a moderator or an approved user. This will be either weekly or biweekly (every two weeks). During this week (or two week) period, one quiz will be posted in a thread for users to take and then post their response. When the next weekly/biweekly quiz is announced, the previous quiz thread will be locked.

The new thread will contain links to the previous quiz threads if users wish to take the previous quizzes, however they WILL NOT be posted in the new thread. If you wish to take a previous quiz, post your results in your profile for users to see. If you post a result to a quiz that is from a previous week or a quiz unrelated, your post WILL be deleted (which subtracts the appropriate CR points).

I will be avoiding blogthings like the plague for those who were complaining.

Week 1
The Untelligence Test


The untelligence test is not a measure of intelligence, so don't let the name mislead you. Instead, "untelligence" is a measure of your ability to reason in tough situations. The higher your untelligence, the better you are at surviving.
Untelligence is a combination of intelligence, observation, and a nice pair of balls (figuratively speaking, ladies). Also, just so you know, we've got a bet going on here at SparkNotes. We think women will do better.


http://community.sparknotes.com/untelligence/

You will need to create an account to take this test.
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M / Menzoberranzan
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Posted 8/6/07
i'm scared of tests, because they usually enjoy giving my computer viruses...

But i applaud the new system for opening quiz threads!
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24 / M / Inside your head,...
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Posted 8/6/07
33% Untelligent!
Your score is lower than the current worldwide average of 63%.
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence
Sense of Humor
Violent Tendencies
Bravery
Observational Skills
Morality
Self-Confidence

Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for an man:
" The subject shows a below average intelligence, and his sense of observation is weaker than normal. In many ways, his brain capacity is similar to that of a newborn infant. The subject couldn't even find his own behind in an empty room! (Not that it isn't big enough.)

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

meh,i don't know.
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37 / F / Fort Meade, MD
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67% Untelligent!
Your score is close to the current worldwide average of 63%.
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.


" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

ROFL this was great!
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23 / M
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50% Untelligent!
Your score is lower than the current worldwide average of 63%.
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.



Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for an man:

" Interesting. While the subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, snakes behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

But what concerns us most about the subject is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large chance the subject will end up in prison!

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "


EDIT :
*can anyone tell me what is the last question's answer, im really hopeless on the last question*
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21 / M / Memory Lane,Dream...
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The results are in! You are...

72% Untelligent!
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 63%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence
Sense of Humor
Violent Tendencies
Bravery
Observational Skills
Morality
Self-Confidence

Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:
" Interesting. While the subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a arrogant and inflated self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

...ok.
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M / Azeroth
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Posted 8/6/07
The results are in! You are...
78% Untelligent!
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 63%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence
Sense of Humor
Violent Tendencies
Bravery
Observational Skills
Morality
Self-Confidence
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a arrogant and inflated self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
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78% Untelligent!

Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly woman:

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
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61%...I won't dare say what they said about me haha
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22 / F / Here? There? Who...
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56% Untelligent!
Your score is lower than the current worldwide average of 63%.
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading

Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for an woman:
" Interesting. While the subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, her sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

That was awsome! I love that quiz
Posted 8/6/07
I hated that quiz.


61% Untelligent!
Your score is close to the current worldwide average of 63%.
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.


Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a moderate but excitingly woman:

" Interesting. While the subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, her sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

I hate you. ._.
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24 / M / Somewhere.
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Posted 8/7/07
lol i got 78% unintelligent. i forgot my results though
ufp
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25 / M / Rebelling the inj...
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The results are in! You are...
78% Untelligent!
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 63%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence
Sense of Humor
Violent Tendencies
Bravery
Observational Skills
Morality
Self-Confidence
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

But what concerns us most about the subject is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large chance the subject will end up in prison!

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a arrogant and inflated self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
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F / Behind you
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78% Untelligent!
You are one smooth chick! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 63%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence
Sense of Humor
Violent Tendencies
Bravery
Observational Skills
Morality
Self-Confidence
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly woman:

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
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30 / M
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The results are in! You are...
72% Untelligent!
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 63%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence
Sense of Humor
Violent Tendencies
Bravery
Observational Skills
Morality
Self-Confidence
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

But what concerns us most about the subject is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large chance the subject will end up in prison!

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a arrogant and inflated self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "


wtf internet crap saying im violent
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