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Porn for Women (Image Intensive)
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38 / F / Fort Meade, MD
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Posted 8/7/07 , edited 1/6/08
I get sent these as an Email and i just about died laughing...












don't you wish ALL men were like this?
::::smiles::::


Edit: Sorry for the brokebn links, i rearranged my photobucket account and forgot to relink!
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Posted 8/7/07
If my man started being so nice, i'd get pretty darn suspicious >.>

That and i don't trust him in the kitchen
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Posted 8/7/07
lol. i wish~
Posted 8/7/07
Omguszhh i hope later i can get a man like that
Omguszh but i think its impossible to find
no man is like that i think
Posted 8/7/07
^^^^ subservient husbands?

There should be a catch by seeing those photos. A little work from men just to expect a fleshy-reward in return from their women.
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32 / M / Iloilo City, PH
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Posted 8/7/07
those guys may not even be guys... oh well there are times when we feel like doing all those things but we just grab the remote and laze on the couch until the feeling goes away...
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Posted 8/7/07
mmmmm that is like fantasy dude but maybe there is guys like that who know
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30 / M / US
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Posted 8/7/07
:::frowns:::

Well, if that stimulates sexual desire for you gals, get help.

The only good one with a touch of humor I liked was, as long as i have legs to walk on, you'll never have to take out the garbage.
Posted 8/7/07
I agree w/ azjurai. If my BF started doing such things I'd be really, really suspicious!
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38 / F / Fort Meade, MD
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Posted 8/7/07

Eros wrote:

:::frowns:::

Well, if that stimulates sexual desire for you gals, get help.

The only good one with a touch of humor I liked was, as long as i have legs to walk on, you'll never have to take out the garbage.



YAY! I'll never have to take the garbage out!
:)

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So that’s what women want from men? Well I’ve already got the submissive puppet part down. I clean for my mom whenever she needs it. Now if I could just get the cliché tall dark and handsome side down I’d be the perfect robot! Oh, and the gay part. I don’t got that down yet.

Also, you’d never catch me dead in an apron that makes my butt look that big, sister!

Ah yes! Gay guys. I don’t like their way of life, but they’re free to live it, and they want me to know it! *Sigh* It’s not enough just to say, “Hey, I disagree with you, but you’re welcome to that opinion and way of life” Oh no! Now you have to actually like their way of life, you’re not allowed to have your own opinion!

You know what I say to all that:

Stop shoving your crap down my throat! Go find yourself one of those annoying people who show up at your door with a bible and shove it down -their- throat! Okay? I’m sure there are plenty of Christians who are constantly telling you about the error of your ways, but let’s get something straight: I don’t care! It’s your life, not mine, do whatever the hell you want with it. Just leave me out of it!

Gaa! *Throws a temper tantrum*

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Posted 8/7/07
^ since when did enjoying Housework make a guy gay!?!

That was kinda funny ^^, if terribly stereotyped.
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Posted 8/7/07
Yeah, stereotypes are bad. But so friking funny!
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Posted 8/7/07
Sorry, I can't think of that as a turn on. Also those guys have a terrible sense of humor, I guess I'd slap my BF if he talked like that
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38 / F / Fort Meade, MD
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Posted 8/7/07
oh it's not a turn on, it's just funny as hell
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