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How to punish a child?
Posted 12/13/06
when i was little, i was spanked, until my parents got a divorce. my mom still did, but not much, she just grounded me, took things away...it worked a lil here and there...

how would you punish your kids? how do you think you should?

i would do all sorts of fun things. like if they didnt do well in school, i wouldnt let them eat dinner. id send them to bed hungry....and then when they wake up, id beat them for existing....

wait no, thats not it. i would stop feeding them correctly. like, instead of dinner, they get peanutbutter, some bread and parsely, and orange juice. or like uncooked salmon and pre-ripened tomatoes.

if they were acting up, i would make them go sit in the shower in their clothes, and id turn it on. theyd have to sit there for an hour, like timeout. only the water would be pretty cold. not hypothermia cold, but not comfortable.

if they refused to pick up their room, i would completely cover it in seran-wrap and duct-tape for a week. then they couldnt play with shit!

maybe id turn their bed upside down, and theyd have to sleep with the matress on THEM.

oh, heres one...if they sat there playing videogames all day and wouldnt go outside, i would turn the heat in the house up to about 105, lock the thermostack, and hang out until they left. oh!

if they were just being generally irritating, i would bury them up to their waists out in the yard for a few hours. id give em an ubrella so they wouldnt get a sunburn. "alright kids, get into the bury-hole!"
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Posted 12/13/06
i say they act up beat the crap out of them
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Posted 12/13/06

haddon wrote:

when i was little, i was spanked, until my parents got a divorce. my mom still did, but not much, she just grounded me, took things away...it worked a lil here and there...

how would you punish your kids? how do you think you should?

i would do all sorts of fun things. like if they didnt do well in school, i wouldnt let them eat dinner. id send them to bed hungry....and then when they wake up, id beat them for existing....

wait no, thats not it. i would stop feeding them correctly. like, instead of dinner, they get peanutbutter, some bread and parsely, and orange juice. or like uncooked salmon and pre-ripened tomatoes.

if they were acting up, i would make them go sit in the shower in their clothes, and id turn it on. theyd have to sit there for an hour, like timeout. only the water would be pretty cold. not hypothermia cold, but not comfortable.

if they refused to pick up their room, i would completely cover it in seran-wrap and duct-tape for a week. then they couldnt play with shit!

maybe id turn their bed upside down, and theyd have to sleep with the matress on THEM.

oh, heres one...if they sat there playing videogames all day and wouldnt go outside, i would turn the heat in the house up to about 105, lock the thermostack, and hang out until they left. oh!

if they were just being generally irritating, i would bury them up to their waists out in the yard for a few hours. id give em an ubrella so they wouldnt get a sunburn. "alright kids, get into the bury-hole!"


Creative, but if i was your kid I would probably run away.
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Posted 12/13/06
maybe
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Posted 12/13/06

haddon wrote:

oh, heres one...if they sat there playing videogames all day and wouldnt go outside, i would turn the heat in the house up to about 105, lock the thermostack, and hang out until they left. oh!



It appears to me you have never had to pay an electric bill. Aside from that... you have some serious issues.

As far as discipline goes, I'm a firm beleiver in beating children. I'm not a christian, but there is much wisdom in the bible verse that goes something like:

"wickedness is bound up in the heart of a children, but the rod of discipline will drive it far from them"

In fact, I would venture to say that many of our problems today come from a lack of beating children. OH NOEZ not a timeout... man, i'd have worshiped timeouts growing up... to hell with the PC era. All we get now are stupid rude children.
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Id punish my kids the way that they would realise their wrong doings. And definitely whacking the kid on the head or other than their bum is wrong.

Id punish them by making them lots of house work for a week or more if its not so severe.
Talking to them and explaining to them the ir wrong doing is i think most powerful than whacking. Whacking kids all the time wont solve anything.
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Posted 12/13/06
lol yeah haddon u have thought of it all except what to do if they lie

if my kid lied to me i would make them stand in a corner with a dictionary (not a little one im talking those big huge ones that u could kill someone with ) and make them read 20 pages of it at least.
Posted 12/13/06
actually, we get stupid, rude children, because we have stupid, rude adults. i was almost never hit as a child, and while im a complete dick, im far from a bad person. i help people out, im polite and respectful, so long as a person deserves it, and im quite the good friend at times. and im not TOO selfish, or anything. and my friends are all the same, and grew up in pretty relaxed homes. its the parenting, not the hitting, that makes well-rounded kinds.

thats precisely why i think you should need a license to have children. take a course, pass a test, or they are forcibly taken from you.

and i hope if you have kids, and actually BEAT them (spanking them, a smack to the face etc is alright i think, so long as you dont fuck the kid up) i would love to see you eviscerated slowly.
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Don't beat kids. They need explanation. They need attention. Speak to them calmly, try to understand and remind them their misbehavior.
Posted 12/13/06
Cleanse their errors with FIRE!

The punishment should fit the crime, when applicable. Keep it creative, keep them guessing. Try to make them remember their wrongs. You are teaching them discipline, not pain. I'm all for a good spank, but that shouldn't be the bread and butter, but a fall back.
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bellus-vae wrote:

Id punish my kids the way that they would realise their wrong doings. And definitely whacking the kid on the head or other than their bum is wrong.

Id punish them by making them lots of house work for a week or more if its not so severe.
Talking to them and explaining to them the ir wrong doing is i think most powerful than whacking. Whacking kids all the time wont solve anything.



talking works occationally but pain u will remember
Posted 12/13/06
hmm...if they lie...

they dont get to wear clothes for the next 3 days. they only get boxers. the rest has to be paper bags, towels, plastic bags, blankets pinned together, shit like that. ill send em off to school.

and if they tell a lie, then lie about the lie, then they dont get to wear underwear either, they get the Tape Briefs...ill make a pair of underwear (and bra, if i have girls) from duct tape and wool, so it will itch like fuck.
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haddon wrote:

when i was little, i was spanked, until my parents got a divorce. my mom still did, but not much, she just grounded me, took things away...it worked a lil here and there...

how would you punish your kids? how do you think you should?

i would do all sorts of fun things. like if they didnt do well in school, i wouldnt let them eat dinner. id send them to bed hungry....and then when they wake up, id beat them for existing....

wait no, thats not it. i would stop feeding them correctly. like, instead of dinner, they get peanutbutter, some bread and parsely, and orange juice. or like uncooked salmon and pre-ripened tomatoes.

if they were acting up, i would make them go sit in the shower in their clothes, and id turn it on. theyd have to sit there for an hour, like timeout. only the water would be pretty cold. not hypothermia cold, but not comfortable.

if they refused to pick up their room, i would completely cover it in seran-wrap and duct-tape for a week. then they couldnt play with shit!

maybe id turn their bed upside down, and theyd have to sleep with the matress on THEM.

oh, heres one...if they sat there playing videogames all day and wouldnt go outside, i would turn the heat in the house up to about 105, lock the thermostack, and hang out until they left. oh!

if they were just being generally irritating, i would bury them up to their waists out in the yard for a few hours. id give em an ubrella so they wouldnt get a sunburn. "alright kids, get into the bury-hole!"


OMG.....

i remember my mum.... i think she told me to do something....when she was training me do kitchen stuff, i think she wanted me to cook rice... but i forgot coz i was having a fight with my brother ,
so when it was dinner time she got mad, and she told me and my brother to go out in the rain. ... Me and my brother was going to run away but before we even do that she told us to come back in.... coz it was like 9 at night already.
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Posted 12/13/06
haddon thats cruel i like ur thinking
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u are not that bright are u talking doesnt solve anything with kids it will only piss u off more that what u where when they messed up
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