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Funniest Reasons to call 911
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Posted 3/5/08 , edited 11/30/08
This game is for posting the funniest reasons to call 911

How to play:
Simple just post funny reasons to call 911. Good luck!

Have fun!!!
Edit: plz dont take it seriously cuz ur not doin this for real...its justa forum no1 told u to actually do it

Here is mine!

911:ya wats the problem?

me:do u guys deliver?

911:beep.
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Posted 3/5/08
ummm ok here goes.......

911: whats the emergency
me: i don't know what to wear!!!
911: *hangs up*

yh im not so good....i hope i improve....when my brain is not lacking creativity...=P
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Posted 3/5/08
lol i undrstand but its okay
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26 / M / Manila
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Posted 3/5/08
I'll try...

911: what's the emergency?
me: There's a cockroach in the kitchen and I can't go to the fridge
911: beep, *hangs up*
me: Noooo..., I'd die of thirst!
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Posted 3/5/08
911: this is the police what's your emergency
me: I need help
911: please stay calm while we dispatch some officers to you. where is your location?
me: I don't get it help me.. please help me
911: what's is your situation
me: I don't get how to do my math homework can you help me now?!
911: -hangs up-
Posted 3/5/08
911: What's your emergency?
Me:My Principal just said Hi
911: 'hangs up
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Posted 3/5/08
This is a real incident that i found on the net:

911: hello ,this is 911 , what's your emergency?
woman: help me please,i'm locked in my car..
911:where are you? i'll send officers down to help you...
woman:i'm in my car in a car park and i can't get out !! its locked!!
911:calm down, since you're inside,there must be a way to unlock the car...
woman: HOW??!!
911: do you see a latch on the furthest read top part of your door?
woman:which door??
911:THE RIGHT !!
woman: oh, ok, what latch?
911:it should look like a plastic or metal latch sticking out on top...
woman: oh i see it,and what do you want me to do about it?
911:PULL IT!!
woman:wait a minute, ive seen this on tv,if i pulled it ,my car will explode...
911:NO , IT WON'T !!
woman: ah..maybe it was die hard..
911:JUST PULL THE DAMN LATCH!!!
*womans pull the latch, car unlock sound*
woman: oh, it was THAT easy...Thank You err...Deborah(not a real name but its supposed too be her neighbour)...hello?
911:*tuut..tuut..tuut...(sound of call hanged up)*
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Posted 3/6/08
i got another


911: 911, whats your emergency?

Me: Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

911: If you would like to talk to a live person please press 1 now.

Me: *beep*

911: 911, whats your emergency?

Me: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

911: Please state your emergency?

Me: Theres a fly in my soup!!!

911: *hangs up*
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74 / F / UAE!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 3/6/08
911:911, whats your emergency?

girl : omgosh my crush just said hi and....

911: *hangs up*
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Posted 3/6/08
911:what is your emergenceyme:i need help!!!!!!!!!!!!911: what is your location mamme:mam im a dude ass911: hangs up
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21 / M / Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted 3/6/08
911: Hello, 911 whats your emergency?

Caller: OH MY GOD ITS GOT MY LEG!

911: Sir stay calm, whats got your leg?

Caller: I'm outside an anime convention and some orange and blue coated person is trying to pull me into a trash can!

911: .....What?

Caller: A NARUTARD HAS MY LEG! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

911: *says to others in room* What the f*$^ is a narutard?

Caller: Oh my god please send help! Hes using his jutsu!

911: *Hangs up*

Caller: NENDE!?
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Posted 3/6/08
911: How may I help you?
Kid: There's a scary person banging on my bedroom door!!!
911: Do you know who it is?
Kid: Its my Mom!!!!!
911:tuu tuu tuu
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Posted 3/6/08
heres one

911:911,whats your emergency?
me:help! im stuck in my zipper!!
911:pls calm down , what is the situation?
me:IM STUCK IN MY F***ING ZIPPER!!!
911:calm down,so your saying your penis is stuck between the zipper of your pants?
me:WTF? im saying IM STUCK IN MY ZIPPER COSTUME @ A HALLOWEEN PARTY~~
911: @&#%?! f***king b***tard !!! *hangs up*
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Posted 3/8/08
911:what is the emergency?
me:its the plane!
911:sir what is the emergency?
me:I ran out of quarters!!!
911:*click*
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Posted 3/11/08
nice one
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