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Funniest Reasons to call 911
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26 / M / over the hills an...
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911: whats the emergency
me: your face! (im very drunk)
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911: wats ur emergency?
me: I only got 1 hug today!!
911:@#$% *hangs up*
Posted 3/11/08
911:Whats the problem sir?
ME:OMFG HELP *pant* *pant*
911: Sir, are you ok?
ME: DO YOU THINK IM OK?!
911:Sir please calm down and tell us the situation.
ME: *shriek* ITS COMING!
911: Whats coming?
ME: *violent screams*
911: Sir, are you there sir, please answer sir
me: Aaah that hits the spot.
911: Sir, what happend?
me: I was taking a poopie and needed someone to talk to.
911: OMFG *hangs up*
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21 / M / I'm back but usin...
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pretty gross dude
Posted 3/12/08
me: uh... I watched my neighbour change. Now, I'm blind because of him. Can you arrest him for that?
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20 / M / Next to You
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ive prank called them and they came to my house... not doing that again...
Posted 3/12/08
My girlfriend broke my heart. Can you arrest her for manslaughter?
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me:officer help me!!
police:wat is it?
me:some1 just stole my heart...*dreamy sigh*
police:....
Posted 3/12/08
HA HA HA!!!!

me: 911?
police: yes, how may I help you?
me: I don't know
police: what seems to be the problem then?
me: can you send a bunch of officers here?
police: why?
me: I'm looonely....
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21 / M / Yew Nork
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=QeXP4BPXjV8

This is a pretty good one lol
Posted 3/12/08

AlphaKaminari wrote:

My girlfriend broke my heart. Can you arrest her for manslaughter?


lolz that is super funny XD
Posted 3/12/08
911: What is the emergency???
me: we ran out of sugar can you bring us some XD
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22 / F / UK
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911: ..what's the emergency?
me: urrrr well there's a slight problem...
911: What is it?
me: I was out with my friend and a maniac attacked and ran away...now i think my friends dead....
911: First make sure hes really dead.
me: ok....
*BAM* *BAM* *WHACK WHACK* *THUMP THUMP* *DRILLLLL*
me: Okay, now what?
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26 / F / ABS0LUTE DESTRUCT...
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Posted 3/12/08
911 says: 911, What is your emergency?
I say: Uhm, can you call 411 for me?
911 says: *tuu tuu tuu*
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911:911,what is your emergency?
TheRevMan:can i kick your head with my cowboy boots?
911:*tuu tuu tuu*
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