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Funniest Reasons to call 911
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15 / F / look behind you...
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Posted 11/24/11
lol... not really a reason... but...
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my friend butt-dialed 911 before...
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DURING CLASS.
Posted 11/24/11
I've got no reason, again.
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45 / F / City of Dis
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Posted 11/24/11
I once heard a funny story about a girl, a Coke bottle, and resultant vacuum pressure: They had to drill a hole in the bottom of the bottle, to get it to release.

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Posted 12/11/11
I have A LOT of coke, you guys want some?
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Posted 12/11/11
I want some coke, but I prefer Mountain Dew.
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Posted 12/11/11
But I would prefer Sprite.
Posted 6/7/12
Me:HELLO HELP ME!!!
911:whats it maam?
me:my promo is not working
911: ...
Posted 6/11/12
911: whats the emergency?
me: THERE'S SOMETHING HOT IN HERE!
911: what? are you burning?
me: Oh nevermind, it's just me.... staring in the mirror lulzz
911: *beeep beep beep*
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Posted 6/11/12
^^Lol. That's how I feel yah know? Lol. Just kidding.
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911: What's the emergency?
Me: I need to report a robbery!
911: What exactly happened sir?
Me: You stole my heart. From the very beginning of this call to be exact. I love you.
911: ... ... ...
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22 / M / California
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Posted 6/11/12
Me: *dials 911*
911: State your emergency
Me: "I need the number for 911!!! Hurry! I can't find it in the phonebook!"
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24 / F / Georgia
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Posted 6/11/12
911: "911, state your emergency."
Me: "I jammed a key on my keyboard and now I can't chat!!!?!"
911:
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Posted 6/11/12
You thought you were poisoned because you made out with your arm after applying bug spray
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Posted 6/11/12
my wifi isn't working
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