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Funniest Reasons to call 911
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not good
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coz crockodile just stabed luffy

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911:Wat is ur problem?
ME: Barneys on fire!
911:Wat do u want me 2 do?
Me:Bring wood!
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bro u finally found it

heres one

911: !?
911: Yes?
me: I need help!
911: What is it?
me: I was hunting with my friend and a Bear attacked him! I think he's dead! What do I do!?
911: First make sure hes realy dead.
*BAM* *BAM*
me: Okay, now what?
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its not funny to call 911
you can go to jail
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i kno dat but its just a joke no one is actually gonna call them
Posted 3/13/08
911 : 911 may i help you?

Me:YES!!! THIS IS A EMERGENCY!!!!!!

911: please calm down and explain whats happening

Me:I...I...I HAVE A FASHION INCIDENT AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

911: bleeeeeeeeeeeeep
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911: Hello, 911 whats your emergency?

Caller: OH MY GOD ITS GOT MY LEG!

911: Sir stay calm, whats got your leg?

Caller: I'm outside an anime convention and some orange and blue coated person is trying to pull me into a trash can!

911: .....What?

Caller: A NARUTARD HAS MY LEG! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

911: *says to others in room* What the f*$^ is a narutard?

Caller: Oh my god please send help! Hes using his jutsu!

911: *Hangs up*

Caller: NANDE!?


hahaha.
i couldnt stop laughing >O<
haha. i just read the barney and the bear one above...

haha. im laughing so hard im crying right now. hahahahaha.
TT''
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911: hello?
Me: I'm dying.
911: Lies.
Me: its true.
911: such a goddam liar.
Me: am not.
911: fine then how?
Me: why dont you just come here and find out?
911: no fool, make me.
Me: go to hell
911: *achoo*
Me: Bless you.
911: thanks.
Me: allergies or what?
911: yea ever since spring my eyes are watery and my nose is running and all that.
Me: THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT.
911: no.
Me: well i hear your decision and choose to disagree with it.
911: why?
Me: you know what? you never understand, you dont even try to!
911: Go fruit yourself.
Me: oh, sorry wrong number.
911: thats a lie and you know it.
Me: yea i meant to call 1-814-322-4222
911: this number is 911.
Me: yea but i meant to call 1-814-322-4222
911: oh i see your point now.
911: .....
911: i know your there.
Me: sorry had to take a leak.
911: i missed you....
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911; 911 whats your emergency?
woman; hello?
911; hello, whats your emergency?
woman; heloooo??? damn bastard hung up on me.
911; ...hello?
woman; im so lonly nobody likes me *cries*
911; ...*says to others* another loner.
woman; i heard that!
911; ...*hangs up*
Posted 3/13/08
911: hello, 911
ME: my friend is making a bomb threat
911: sir try to calm him down, well send in cops right away
ME: i cant?
911: why not?
ME: hes going to explode if he calms down, he can barely move
911: is the bomb on him
ME: he is the bomb, he needs to fart really bad but if he does hes gonna blow up half of CA
911: *hangs up*
ME: no wait dont hang up...
FRIEND: screw it i cant hold on anymore *FARTS*
ME: nooo... BOOM!!! (look at pic)
Posted 3/13/08
911: hello, 911 please state your emergency

me:oh shit... please send an ambulance... ASAP

911: the ambulance is on it way... whats the problem?

me: i think im dead...

911: what..?

me: i think im dead... my friend told me to eat this new weed he got... so i did... now i think im dead...

911: *hangs up*

me : hello... hello..? PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME !!! I DONT WANNA DIE !!!
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20 / F / CALIFORNIA!!!!
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Posted 3/13/08

ScytheRayne wrote:

911: Hello, 911 whats your emergency?

Caller: OH MY GOD ITS GOT MY LEG!

911: Sir stay calm, whats got your leg?

Caller: I'm outside an anime convention and some orange and blue coated person is trying to pull me into a trash can!

911: .....What?

Caller: A NARUTARD HAS MY LEG! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

911: *says to others in room* What the f*$^ is a narutard?

Caller: Oh my god please send help! Hes using his jutsu!

911: *Hangs up*

Caller: NENDE!?


OMG LOL you just made my day...even though its 10:00 at night
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911: hello, 911
ME: my friend is making a bomb threat
911: sur try to calm him down, well send in cops right away
ME: i cant?
911: why not?
ME: hes going to explode if he calms down, he can barely move
911: is the bomb on him
ME: he is the bomb, he needs to fart really bad but if he does hes gonna blow up half of CA
911: *hangs up*
ME: no wait dont hang up...
FRIEND: screw it i cant hold on anymore *FARTS*
ME: nooo... BOOM!!! (look at pic)


nice one im not bored nymor
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ScytheRayne wrote:

911: Hello, 911 whats your emergency?

Caller: OH MY GOD ITS GOT MY LEG!

911: Sir stay calm, whats got your leg?

Caller: I'm outside an anime convention and some orange and blue coated person is trying to pull me into a trash can!

911: .....What?

Caller: A NARUTARD HAS MY LEG! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

911: *says to others in room* What the f*$^ is a narutard?

Caller: Oh my god please send help! Hes using his jutsu!

911: *Hangs up*

Caller: NENDE!?


roflmfao omg i can't stop laughing.....

911: 911 what's your emergency?

Stupid: My tv's broken and I can't watch the game!!! What's the score of the Red Wing's Game?

911: beeeeeep


This next one is real, my friend Stephanie did this when she was like, 4.

911: 911, what's your emergency?

Stephanie: I want some bacon

911: What?

Stephanie: I want some bacon but, i don't know how to make it...

911: beeeep


okay here some more I found, all very hilarious, sadly though, they're all real:

http://stupid-people-videos.blogspot.com/2006/09/lady-calls-911-over-wrong-burger-king.html

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=13402340



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