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Funniest Reasons to call 911
Posted 3/14/08
*dial 911*
RING RING RING RING ~*
police: Hello?
- girl moaning

Hangs up* XD
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Posted 3/14/08
OMG!!! the dog is rapping and old grandy!!
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Posted 3/14/08
911:What's your emergency?
Me: I saw a cockroach in my room....
911 :then kill it yourself...(almost going to hang up)
Me:But i can't...
911:Why?
Me:I'm stuck!
911:where ?
Me :my room...
911: *tut*
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Posted 3/16/08

saiyukilover wrote:


ScytheRayne wrote:

911: Hello, 911 whats your emergency?

Caller: OH MY GOD ITS GOT MY LEG!

911: Sir stay calm, whats got your leg?

Caller: I'm outside an anime convention and some orange and blue coated person is trying to pull me into a trash can!

911: .....What?

Caller: A NARUTARD HAS MY LEG! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

911: *says to others in room* What the f*$^ is a narutard?

Caller: Oh my god please send help! Hes using his jutsu!

911: *Hangs up*

Caller: NENDE!?


roflmfao omg i can't stop laughing.....

911: 911 what's your emergency?

Stupid: My tv's broken and I can't watch the game!!! What's the score of the Red Wing's Game?

911: beeeeeep


This next one is real, my friend Stephanie did this when she was like, 4.

911: 911, what's your emergency?

Stephanie: I want some bacon

911: What?

Stephanie: I want some bacon but, i don't know how to make it...

911: beeeep


okay here some more I found, all very hilarious, sadly though, they're all real:

http://stupid-people-videos.blogspot.com/2006/09/lady-calls-911-over-wrong-burger-king.html

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=14749667





lol
Posted 4/23/08 , edited 5/5/08
Head stuck in toliet.
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Posted 4/24/08
"Operator, what's the number for 911!?"
Posted 4/24/08
911:What is the Emergency
Me:Hellpp meee!
91Whats the matter sir
Me:I see the moon and the moon sees me!
911:Beep beep beep
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Posted 4/24/08

ScytheRayne wrote:

911: Hello, 911 whats your emergency?

Caller: OH MY GOD ITS GOT MY LEG!

911: Sir stay calm, whats got your leg?

Caller: I'm outside an anime convention and some orange and blue coated person is trying to pull me into a trash can!

911: .....What?

Caller: A NARUTARD HAS MY LEG! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

911: *says to others in room* What the f*$^ is a narutard?

Caller: Oh my god please send help! Hes using his jutsu!

911: *Hangs up*

Caller: NENDE!?



saiyukilover wrote:

911: 911 what's your emergency?

Stupid: My tv's broken and I can't watch the game!!! What's the score of the Red Wing's Game?

911: beeeeeep


This next one is real, my friend Stephanie did this when she was like, 4.

911: 911, what's your emergency?

Stephanie: I want some bacon

911: What?

Stephanie: I want some bacon but, i don't know how to make it...

911: beeeep


okay here some more I found, all very hilarious, sadly though, they're all real:


LOL i love these
Posted 4/24/08
911:Hello what seems to be the problem
Me:Erm...I ran out of soda and too lazy to get more
911:Oh no..its you again
Me:What's oh no..HELP OMG I'M ON FIAH!!!!!!!
911:We're sending help!
Me:DON'T FORGET THE SOOOODAAA!
911:........*Click*
Me:Hello? HULLLOO?
Me:Oh great...
Posted 4/24/08
me: help me the tv remote is lost
911: what?!?
me: please or else ill die
911: -hangs up-
Posted 4/24/08
911:Hello..again...what is it this time
Me:There's Banana Hammocks everywhere
911:What???
Me:BANANA HAMMACKS EVERYWHERE!
911:Just..please...stop calling...*Click*
Me:Oh noes..the gay men are trying to break through
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Posted 4/25/08
cool i got some more posters
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Posted 4/25/08
911: Hello, whats your emergency?
Caller: OH MY GOD ITS GOT MY LEG!
911:....Didn't you call about this like, 3 months ago?
Caller: I survived that attack by creating a years worth of filler! Now hes improved with a second season and a few movies! PLEASE!
911: Sir, its not a threat. Please stop calling.
Caller: Of course its a threat! He could potentially turn an entire generation of anime fans into drooling zombies that will buy boxes of filler for 45.00$ a pop!
911: You have a point sir. But still....
Caller: Please you're my only hope...Oops.
911: You've just used a tired cliche that I really hate. Please die in a fire. *click*
Caller: NENDE!?

Its probably not as funny as the first, one, but its quite late, and it was early in the day.
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Posted 4/25/08
911: What's your emergency?
Me: My dog ate my friends!
911: Can you tell me their names?
Me: Barbie, Kelly, and Ken
911: *Beep Beep Beep*
Me: Oh crap they're bleeding! MUM CALL THEIR PARENTS!
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