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Funniest Reasons to call 911
Posted 5/2/08
911:Hello, what is the need for your medical emergency?
Me:I lost my cat!
911:When did you lose your cat?
Me:A half an hour ago when it was on my plate!
911:What happened?
Me:My cat must've slipped down my throat!
911:Retard...*Click*
Beep beep beep
Posted 5/2/08
991: Hello, what is your emergancy?
me: I can't remember the number to 911...
911: -beep-
Posted 5/2/08
911: hello whats your emerdency?
me: *sobbing* its just...so horrible...
911: calm down m'am whats wrong?
me: my friend is missing!!
911: whats your friends name?
me: Paul. *crying*
911: can you describe him?
me: well hes imaginary and---.....
911: *hangs up*

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Posted 5/2/08
911: hello, what's your emergency?
me: can we just talk for a bit? i'm alone in my house. it's scary here.
911: i'm sorry but this line is only for emergencies.
me: watever. so what you doin' now?
911: beep. beep. beep.
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Posted 5/2/08
911: hello, 911, what's your emergency?
caller: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
911: OH SNAP!!!
caller: I KNOW! I AM SOO BOMBED!
911 (off phone, to others): Hey, John! The drunks are calling!
other 911: OH DEAR GOD!! IF THEY CALL ONE MORE TIME, I AM GONNA KILL THEM!
caller: wanna get wasted?
911: *shoots at phone, destroying it*
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
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Posted 5/2/08
911: Hello, 911, what's your emergency?
caller: It's terrible!! *sob sob*
911: *truly alarmed* Miss, what is wrong?
caller: Well my mommy left and... and..
911: Yes?!
caller: She can't help me with my math problem!!! *cry*
911: *Silent*
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Posted 5/3/08
911:whats ur emergency?
Me: IT SUPER TERRIBLE
911:Calm down, what happened?
Me:MY FREN LENNYwootage DIED!!!
911: Lennywootage? (never heard b4 the name)
Me: YES IT A VERY TERRIBLE DEATH
911: Calm down,how did he die and (etc)
Lenny: He Died in an online GAME!!!
911: ....
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24 / F / In front of my PC...
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Posted 5/3/08
911: What's your emergency?
Me: Help! I need a reason from you to call here.
911: (...) So why don't you make it up by yourself? Ran out of stupid ideas?
Me: That's why I'm calling!
911: *hangs up*
Posted 5/3/08
911: Hello, 911, what's your emergency?
Me: i fell
911: where? are u okay ma'am?
Me: and it hurts
911: why? are u dripping in blood now? should we bring an ambulance?
Me: no its okay....
911: no ma'am! it's our responsibility.. can u tell us where r u now? we're gonna rescue you...
Me: at my house... my bf just left me... *sob*
911: darn! beep beep beep
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Posted 5/3/08
911:what emergency are u having?
Me: Help!
911:What it is?
Me:I ordered KFC but the manager just scold me!
911:Ok What did u say?
Me: Fck Kfc,
911: hangs
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Posted 5/3/08
911: this is 911
me::it's horrible!
911:ma'am plz remain calm and tell me the problem
me:Michael Jackson just won america's next top model!!!
911:ma'am plz call for emergencies!-hangs up-
911:hey guys! this woman told me that MICHAEL JACKSON WON America's next Top Model!
other operators:say what???
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23 / F / Ikemen Paradise~
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Posted 5/4/08
me: damn i'm hungry!!!
Posted 5/4/08 , edited 5/4/08
911: What's ur emergency?
ME: I bleyz...
911? Bleeding? Where are you bleeding?
ME: NO, I bblleeyzzz...
911: Sir, I understand u're bleeding. But u must tell me where so that we can control the bleeding..
ME: I Bleyz on my computer...

Dedicated to: xxxbleyzxxx
Posted 5/5/08
my bf got his tongue stuck in the freezer.. lolz
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